Russell Wilsons Reaction to the Jared Allen Trade to Carolina

[chknwing]

[PhillyB]

not even nanobubbles can help him now

[Lemory]

He's such a pussy. 

[TheNewStandard]

Having Shaq Thompson along with a healthy TD and Luke are gonna cause major problems for mr Wilson. 

Jared Allen, now having experience being contain man, book-end in Chi's 3-4 can only help with keeping Wilson behind the line of Scrimmage. 

That'll keep a 1-1 matchup for Luke vs Beast Mode. Can't wait for this game!!!

[chknwing]

Having Shaq Thompson along with a healthy TD and Luke are gonna cause major problems for mr Wilson. 

Jared Allen, now having experience being contain man, book-end in Chi's 3-4 can only help with keeping Wilsom behind the line of Scrimmage. 

That'll keep a 1-1 matchup for Luke bs Beast Mode. Can't wait for this game!!!

dont forget, beast mode is currently injured

[zacka77ack]

I just want to beat Seattle.  This one time. Please.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

gonna need some of the magic holy recovery water after the game

[Ricky Spanish]

Do religious individuals not realize how retarded they look talking to themselves? 

They aren't talking to themselves they're talking to their god. 

[hepcat]

I just want to beat Seattle.  This one time. Please.

I'd rather play the Seahawks in Carolina in the playoffs and beat them so bad that the 12th man fans burn down the Seattle stadium and cause a stampede so loud it registers on the Richter scale affably named the Carolina Ass-Whipping Quake.  The Seahawks, with no stadium,move to Vancouver and become a CFL team.

[PanthersUnited]

My apologies but I don't get the connection, does Jared Allen usually have Wilson's number or something when they play?

[Cammmmm]

No I just think everyone is happy that the front office made a move.

[O-Ther]

I'd rather play the Seahawks in Carolina in the playoffs and beat them so bad that the 12th man fans burn down the Seattle stadium and cause a stampede so loud it registers on the Richter scale affably named the Carolina Ass-Whipping Quake.  The Seahawks, with no stadium,move to Vancouver and become a CFL team.

I see what you did there. Subtle and has different levels it works on

Well played sir. Well played.

[SOJA]

lol this .gif will always be great 

[TheAmericanDream]

Do religious individuals not realize how retarded they look talking to themselves? 

A quote like this is why we need negative rep back.