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Two things that no one is talking about..

imminent rogaine

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1. Luke's collar. You know Luke loves making tackles. It's like that clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger talking about how lifting weights for him is like cumming. You know its the same for Luke. He is just cumming all over the field every Sunday. My theory is that it started to get old and Luke needed to mix it up in order to maintain that high. Enter the collar. Basically the collar is just Luke doing some autoerotic asphyxiation every time he makes a tackle. I just hope that he knows when to dial it back and doesnt end up like David Carradine. That said, I'm looking to see about 15 o-faces and 1 int this week at home and for him to leave Arthurs Anus gaping and bloody in a few weeks.

2. I haven't heard a word about how Christian McCaffrey is just a glorified slot receiver. How are you guys not talking about this!? Enough with the Benjamin talk; I need about 7  threads on this, immediately. Thanks.

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Really, a fan makes a good thread and the first two replies takes to an entire different direction, to say the least. Maybe you guys think stuff like this funny. I hope you're all different people in person but you're less than desirable people behind your keyboards. We're all pulling for the same team and can't even have a decent conversation on a forum...

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Just now, PantherPhann89 said:

Really, a fan makes a good thread and the first two replies takes to an entire different direction, to say the least. Maybe you guys think stuff like this funny. I hope you're all different people in person but you're less than desirable people behind your keyboards. We're all pulling for the same team and can't even have a decent conversation on a forum...

Bro you really missed the point here

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4 minutes ago, PantherPhann89 said:

Really, a fan makes a good thread and the first two replies takes to an entire different direction, to say the least. Maybe you guys think stuff like this funny. I hope you're all different people in person but you're less than desirable people behind your keyboards. We're all pulling for the same team and can't even have a decent conversation on a forum...

Lighten up, Francis. OP was making a joke and got a joke response. Everyone in here knew that except you

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11 minutes ago, PantherPhann89 said:

Really, a fan makes a good thread and the first two replies takes to an entire different direction, to say the least. Maybe you guys think stuff like this funny. I hope you're all different people in person but you're less than desirable people behind your keyboards. We're all pulling for the same team and can't even have a decent conversation on a forum...

Serious poster is serious

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39 minutes ago, PantherPhann89 said:

Really, a fan makes a good thread and the first two replies takes to an entire different direction, to say the least. Maybe you guys think stuff like this funny. I hope you're all different people in person but you're less than desirable people behind your keyboards. We're all pulling for the same team and can't even have a decent conversation on a forum...

the world needs splooge mops too

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