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4 minutes ago, SmokinwithWilly said:

I always wondered how you get eye herpes. I guess it's from reading Chucks posts. 

Unrelated funny story, but I took a finger to the eye playing basketball in college that put a pretty nasty scratch on my cornea. Went to the eye doctor to get it checked out and the first thing he asked me is if I'd had any recent new sex partners. Like, WTF? I'm very certain that this injury is a direct result of taking a finger two knuckles deep into my eye socket. If you want to consider that a "new sex partner", well I guess go for it. 

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1 hour ago, LinvilleGorge said:

Unrelated funny story, but I took a finger to the eye playing basketball in college that put a pretty nasty scratch on my cornea. Went to the eye doctor to get it checked out and the first thing he asked me is if I'd had any recent new sex partners. Like, WTF? I'm very certain that this injury is a direct result of taking a finger two knuckles deep into my eye socket. If you want to consider that a "new sex partner", well I guess go for it. 

I had an unexplained scratched cornea and went to the ER thinking it was metal in my eye(had two OSHA injuries involving that prior) and they basically said something similar.

Is this some new fetish I am unaware of?? Some Three Stooges cosplay?

 

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1 hour ago, saX man said:

My list is basically all chuck alts, iamhubby, & that stankaladski dude.  The last two just being annoying lol. 

Similar. I have a lot of Tinderbox dopes on there from when they kept bringing their trash to the main board a while back.

I keep stocking it with non-Panthers fans or fake fans like iamhubby and glenwo. 

How do you come to a board and pretend to be a fan of another team? So strange.

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I have one person on my ignore list, and that is because struggling through their posts trying to determine if there is something worthwhile (whether I agree with it or not) is not worth the effort.  The pearls of wisdom are so rare the whole exercise is a waste of time.

One day, that person will post something like an accurate prediction of the winning lottery numbers and only then will I kick myself. 

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6 minutes ago, kungfoodude said:

I had an unexplained scratched cornea and went to the ER thinking it was metal in my eye(had two OSHA injuries involving that prior) and they basically said something similar.

Is this some new fetish I am unaware of?? Some Three Stooges cosplay?

 

I mean, I can understand that if it was unexplained but this was very clear. Like, man I took a finger to the eyeball went to the college nurse, she took one look recoiled in horror made a phone call and now I'm here. Wasn't no hanky panky going on. Fingernail met eyeball and eyeball lost. Badly.

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1 minute ago, LinvilleGorge said:

I mean, I can understand that if it was unexplained but this was very clear. Like, man I took a finger to the eyeball went to the college nurse, she took one look recoiled in horror made a phone call and now I'm here. Wasn't no hanky panky going on. Fingernail met eyeball and eyeball lost. Badly.

I mean, I told them I thought it was metal in my eye. Then they did the flourescent dye and saw it was just a scratch. That was when they asked if it was a sexual partner.

Until you told your story, I just assumed that guy was fuging weird.  How many people come in with sexual eye injuries? 

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8 minutes ago, kungfoodude said:

I mean, I told them I thought it was metal in my eye. Then they did the flourescent dye and saw it was just a scratch. That was when they asked if it was a sexual partner.

Until you told your story, I just assumed that guy was fuging weird.  How many people come in with sexual eye injuries? 

I guess eye herpes must basically look the same as a scratch. Only thing I can figure out.

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This is good advice. I literally left this site for a year because the politics and insufferable opinions actually made me mad on a daily basis. 

Then I finally realized why do I care about this person’s opinion here? Come and get Panthers news and discuss topics as I see fit and enjoy it for what it is. 

Best decision I’ve ever made, and there was much rejoicing. 
 

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30 minutes ago, Montsta said:

This is good advice. I literally left this site for a year because the politics and insufferable opinions actually made me mad on a daily basis. 

Then I finally realized why do I care about this person’s opinion here? Come and get Panthers news and discuss topics as I see fit and enjoy it for what it is. 

Best decision I’ve ever made, and there was much rejoicing. 
 

Who are you again? 🤔

 

 

(hi, dude) 😃

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22 minutes ago, Montsta said:

This is good advice. I literally left this site for a year because the politics and insufferable opinions actually made me mad on a daily basis. 

Then I finally realized why do I care about this person’s opinion here? Come and get Panthers news and discuss topics as I see fit and enjoy it for what it is. 

Best decision I’ve ever made, and there was much rejoicing. 
 

 

It's the opposite for me. This place is so toxic now, I am logging on less and less. It's even permeating my social life. I am way lest tolerant than I used to be. 

 

This place used to be entertaining. Now it is just like going to battle.

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4 minutes ago, iamhubby1 said:

 

It's the opposite for me. This place is so toxic now, I am logging on less and less. It's even permeating my social life. I am way lest tolerant than I used to be. 

 

This place used to be entertaining. Now it is just like going to battle.

Just mute em dude.  Haters gonna hate.

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    • The referee assigned to this game is Shawn Smith. This is a critical data point for betting purposes because his crew has one of the most distinct, long-term statistical biases in the NFL. "Road Team" Bias: Historically, Shawn Smith is known as the "Road Team Referee." In a league where home teams usually win ~55% of the time, home teams in Smith's games have historically won at a rate far below league average (often hovering around 40-42%). Against The Spread (ATS): The trend is even starker here. Home teams have covered the spread at a rate of roughly 37-40% in his career. The Mechanism: Analysis shows his crew tends to call a higher rate of False Start and Unnecessary Roughness penalties on the Home Team. This negates the traditional home-field advantage (crowd noise causing false starts for the visitors). Impact on This Game: This specific assignment heavily favors the Buccaneers (Road Team). If you believe the referee influences the game, Smith's presence suggests the Panthers will struggle to get "home cooking" calls and may face untimely procedural flags that stall drives. The Panthers have only had Shawn Smith officiate four home games since he became a head referee in 2018, and they are all losses. Date Opponent Result Score Nov 24, 2024 vs. Kansas City Chiefs Loss 27–30 Oct 9, 2022 vs. San Francisco 49ers Loss 15–37 Dec 12, 2021 vs. Atlanta Falcons Loss 21–29 Nov 25, 2018 vs. Seattle Seahawks Loss 27–30 Considering the how rare it is for Shawn Smith to officiate a Panthers game at all, this seems like an odd time to assign him to a Panthers game, unless the NFL wants to kill the Panthers season once and for all.  The Panthers' offensive line situation creates a "perfect storm" for referee Shawn Smith's specific tendency to call False Starts on the home team. The "Carousel" Factor (Communication Vulnerability) The most damning stat for the Panthers' offensive line in 2025 is their lack of continuity. The Stat: By Week 13, the Panthers had already fielded their 10th different offensive line combination. The Impact: False starts are often "communication penalties"—they happen when a guard doesn't hear the center's snap count or a tackle anticipates the wrong cadence. A unit that hasn't played together struggles with non-verbal communication. The Shawn Smith Multiplier: Shawn Smith’s crew calls False Starts at a high rate on home teams. He will likely look for flinches on the exterior of the line. A disjointed line that is constantly rotating players (due to the injuries of starters like Cade Mays and the illness issues with Robert Hunt earlier this season) is "fresh meat" for this specific referee bias. The Specific Culprits (2025 Penalties) Ikem Ekwonu (LT): Leads the team with 4 False Start penalties this season. He is the most frequent violator on the line. Taylor Moton (RT): Has been flagged for 3 False Starts. The Trap: Smith’s crew often focuses on the tackles (the players furthest from the ball) jumping early to get an edge on speed rushers. Since Ekwonu struggles with this discipline naturally, having a referee who hunts for it is a massive disadvantage. The "Managed Outcome" Synthesis The "Bucs Cover" Script: If the desired outcome is a Buccaneers win to solidify their playoff standing, the officials simply have to apply the letter of the law. Calling strict False Starts on a confused, banged-up Panthers O-line will consistently put them in "3rd and Long" situations, killing their drives and allowing the Bucs (-3.5) to cover easily. The "Close Game" Script: If the desired outcome is "Week 18 Drama" (keeping the division tied), look for the officials to ignore the Panthers' twitchy tackles. If Ekwonu jumps a split-second early and no flag is thrown, it effectively neutralizes the Bucs' pass rush, allowing the Panthers to keep the score close. Summary of the Edge Vulnerability: Extreme. The Panthers are playing backup interior linemen (like Jake Curhan or practice squad call-ups) next to jumpy tackles. Betting Implication: This strongly reinforces the Bucs -3 or -3.5 play. The combination of a "Road Team Referee" and a "Home Team O-Line in chaos" suggests the Panthers will beat themselves with procedural penalties. Based on the collision of the hard data (Referee bias + Offensive Line injuries) and the soft narratives ("Managed Outcomes"), here is the definitive recommendation. If you have to place a single Moneyline bet to win this game straight up: The Pick: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-165) While the "Entertainment Script" hints at a Panthers upset to keep the division messy, the structural disadvantage the Panthers face in this specific matchup is too massive to ignore. Here is why the Buccaneers are the stong moneyline play: 1. The "Shawn Smith" Road-Field Advantage This is the decisive factor. In the NFL, Home Field Advantage usually accounts for about 1.5 to 2 points of value. The Reality: Referee Shawn Smith negates that advantage entirely. His crew calls penalties in a way that historically suppresses home crowd momentum (False Starts, holding). The Result: You are essentially getting the Buccaneers on a neutral field (or even a "pseudo-home" field) against a team with a worse roster. 2. The "Drive-Killer" Synergy To win as an underdog, the Panthers need to play a clean, mistake-free game to keep drives alive. The combination of Panthers' 10th O-Line combo + Jump-prone Tackles (Ekwonu) + A Referee who hunts False Starts is a recipe for disaster. The Scenario: Expect the Panthers to face multiple "1st and 15" or "3rd and 12" situations due to procedural flags. These drive-killers will force them to punt or settle for field goals, while the Bucs' offense (led by Mayfield) stays on schedule. 3. The "TV Product" Counter-Argument You asked about the "Managed Outcome." While a Panthers win creates "chaos," the NFL also values Star Power in the playoffs. Baker Mayfield and the Buccaneers are a proven national TV draw with recent playoff history. If the league has to choose between "Chaos" (Panthers) and "Ratings/Legitimacy" (Bucs), the "Script" likely leans toward ensuring the Buccaneers—the more marketable team—secure the division lead. They won't "fix" the game against the Panthers, but they won't intervene to save them from their own penalties. Final Verdict Betting on the Panthers requires you to hope for a miracle 4th-quarter collapse. Betting on the Buccaneers requires you to trust that a superior roster—aided by a favorable officiating crew—will control the game for the first 45 minutes. Take the Buccaneers Moneyline. The "Safe" money is on the Ref. The Prediction: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win and Cover Projected Score: Buccaneers 27, Panthers 17 The Bet: Buccaneers -3 (or Moneyline -165) Confidence Level: High on the Winner; Moderate on the Spread (due to potential "garbage time" variance).
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