My wife is going to be out of town for 8 of the next 11 days

[Bronn]

They made a TV show about this...

How I Met Your Mother

j/k Jase... lol... u r my homeboy!

[Chaos]

i get two days toward the end of this week without wife AND child. i'm already getting things lubed up.

...the real story....

[Dpantherman]

so THATs what happened to Saltman...

[Kettle]

...the real story....

no way i'd be able to last until wednesday if that were true

[PanthaSan]

No chick magnet like a cute kid.

:iagree:

Just think of all the free lap dances you will get :D

Plus, she can get a head start on a possible career if she isn't good at math....

[4Corners]

...so where do I stash the kid while I hit the strip clubs?

In the microwave.

[charlotte49er]

This will be my wife's first time being away from our 1 year old daughter.

...so where do I stash the kid while I hit the strip clubs?

Are you kidding me? Babies, young children, are better than puppies for picking up hot chicks! Just tell them that she belongs to your sister the crack addict and you are watching her while she's in Rehab!

Since she's a girl, dress her in pink and put her in a stroller and just cruise the mall! You'll have all the chicks and phone numbers you'll ever want!

[chknwing]

Dont worry, I will take good care of ur wife.

[The Saltman]

You guys know benadryl has the opposite effect on children. Noobs.

[Guild]

You guys know benadryl has the opposite effect on children. Noobs.

You know your poo.

Diphenhydramine has as a side effect "excitedness" (especially in children).

[Davidson Deac II]

You guys know benadryl has the opposite effect on children. Noobs.

But Tequila works very well. :)

To the OP, if you can't find a place to stash the kid, have the strippers/hookers come to your house. :)

[lightsout]

Nothing like a dab or two of Evan Williams to knock the kid out for hours while you're out plundering some strange in the alley for a quarter-bag.

[Jase]

kid's in bed

pants are off

bring the debauchery

[Bronn]

You guys know benadryl has the opposite effect on children. Noobs.

this only proves to me that you haven't tried it...