Scott Fowler - Alex Smith

[redbuddha]

Found this in the blog comments

Anonymous said...

From ESPN:

First, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith pumped up his biceps.

When you pump up your biceps, you develop some swagger.

When you develop some swagger, you go 13-3 as a starter and advance to the NFC Championship Game.

When you go 13-3 and reach the NFC Championship Game, you get a little cocky.

When you get a little cocky, you suggest you could beat out Peyton Manning in an open QB competition.

When you suggest you could beat out Peyton Manning, you suddenly realize Pro Bowl voters robbed you.

When you think Pro Bowl voters robbed you, you resent a rookie from a 6-10 team going to Hawaii instead.

When you resent a rookie going instead of you, you take unsolicited shots at Cam Newton's credentials.

When you take unsolicited shots at Cam Newton's credentials, stud linebacker Jon Beason rips you on Twitter.

When stud linebacker Jon Beason rips you on Twitter, your friend Patrick Willis, who is even studlier, rallies to your defense.

When someone as studly as Patrick Willis rallies to your defense, you start to feel invincible.

When you start to feel invincible, you contemplate a career in the UFC.

When you opt for a career in the UFC, Brazilian mixed-martial artist Junior dos Santos pummels you into oblivion.

Don't get pummeled into oblivion.

Embrace the low-keyed style that worked so well for you in the past.

Read more here: http://scottfowlerobs.blogspot.com/2012/05/cam-better-than-alex-smith-and-smith.html#storylink=cpy

[4Corners]

Lame & not funny

[csx]

wow, that's terrible

[DC Amp]

Don't like Alex Smith running his mouth and taking shots at Cam but he did deserve to go to the pro bowl.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

Thought this story but be dead after 1 day. Overestimated our local writers as they want to keep this one alive so they don't have to think or put any effort in reporting something.

[X-Clown]

Don't like Alex Smith running his mouth and taking shots at Cam but he did deserve to go to the pro bowl.

Alex Smith deserved to go to the Pro Bowl?

*insert the Michael Jordan laughing gif*

[Fiz]

please change the rules to require 314 posts to make a thread.

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

Scott F*****g Fowler??

[mwright350]

I wanted to laugh at that - but it was terrible.

As far as Alex Smith deserving to go the Pro Bowl? El oh el. They weren't breaking field goal records over there because he's the second coming of Joe Montana...

[X-Clown]

There were at least 7 QBs in the NFC that were better than Alex, in fact, I would argue that there were 8. Rodgers, Brees, Eli, Stafford, Romo, Cam, Ryan, and Vick.

[PiratePanther189]

He should've just written a piece trashing how bad he is and moved on with his day instead of trying to be funny

[nickzz]

Don't like Alex Smith running his mouth and taking shots at Cam but he did deserve to go to the pro bowl.

wat

[PhillyB]

I gave a slightly audible exhale of amusement

[DC Amp]

Alex Smith deserved to go to the Pro Bowl?

*insert the Michael Jordan laughing gif*

Oops.......Had a brain fart, I was thinking of Matthew Stafford NOT Alex Smith. It's hell getting old.