More Interesting Than Carolina's Draft...

[Anybodyhome]

There are several stories coming from the draft far more interesting than Carolina's picks....

Manti Te'o going #6 in the second round (38th overall) to San Diego. Apparently his draft stopk didn't drop too much considering his disappearance in the National Championship game. NFLN analysts called him an astute student and said he could read defenses at an NFL level.

Interesting comments considering the guy couldn't tell the difference between a male and female voice. He can read zone, run and pass plays but is easily fooled into falling in love with someone he never met? We're supposed to believe that? Regardless- this is an obvious ploy by the Chargers attempting to resurrect the next Junior Seau, regain some of its fan base and allow Te'o to play closer to home so Mommy and Daddy can take care of him.

The trainwreck that is the New York Jets drafting QB Geno Smith. David Garrard was signed about 6 weeks ago to a 1-year, $1.1M contract and "promised a chance to start," according to him. A year ago Mark Sanchez signed a 5-year, $58.25M contract with $20.5 guaranteed and he scheduled to make $8.25M this season. And let's not forget that guy The Golden Calf of Bristol, who is also under contract to the Jets and is scheduled to make a little over $2M this season.

One of the worst offenses in the league last year promises to get Sanchez more weapons to help him out after giving him the huge contract extension and what do they do? 2 picks in the top 13 and they take a CB and a DT, followed by the Geno Smith selection.

The Dallas Cowboys use their first round pick on a third round prospect, a center no less. As much as we hate Jerry Jones, I'm sure loving him as the General Manager for the last 20 years. Not only can he not spot NFL talent and has no clue how, who or what to draft and his ego is way too fugging huge to hire a real GM, as long as he's the guy calling the shots in Dallas.... 1 playoff win in the last 18 seasons.... 'nuff said.

[JawnyBlaze]

I'm more sick of hearing about Teo's poo than I was The Golden Calf of Bristol a few years ago. Teo's is probably the LEAST interesting story this year. The circus in NYJ is pretty funny though.

[weymouthst]

Man. I am so glad I am not a Jets fan. This just gets sad after a while. I mean, can the Jets live without the media talking about them?

This is football, not effing highschool

[weymouthst]

This draft is going to be full of busts, I can feel it. Way too much drama and media attention this year.

My least favorite draft class since I have been avidly following the draft.

[panthersphan]

So sick of hearing about the god damn Jets and Mary Te'o

#BSPN

[carolina-chuck]

oh Jerry Jones

[TheRumGone]

Perfect.

[bleys]

The Golden Calf of Bristol had an opportunity to go to Jacksonville and start.. Instead, he put himself in this situation with the Jets...

[L-TownCat]

Perfect.

I despise the Dallas Cowboys. But I do have a couple friends that say they pull for them. It's starting to get embarrassing. They have that same look as a woman who gets beaten at home. "Oh, it's ok... I deserved it." Jerry Jones is a disgrace to football. It's an absolute shame that this massive pile of poo gets to live out most of our dreams everyday and find new and creative ways to completely suck at it.

[Jackofalltrades]

Don't care anything about T'eo or the Chargers.

[Jakob]

Not even interesting, we drafted lotulelei.

[stirs]

If I see one more dumb blonde standing on the beach in Hawaii talking about Teo, I will throw something through my TV.

Hope the morons at ESPN and NFLN, understand that most guys watching the draft at this point are hardcore football fans. If they want the Teo crap, they will tune into TMZ.

[ItsPantone278]

Better add honey badger to the OP

[Zod]

If you are more interested in these stories than our own picks you need to gtfo