Draft O-Line: An ode to belly's and man tits

[Kuech the Sneak]

I agree

Ditto, lets get dominant up front on both sides of the ball

[top dawg]

We will find our fatty in the second

To block for Cam 

While he finds Odell Beckham

 

 

I thought that up in about 10 seconds. I could go on, but at this point I'm tiring of all the speculation.

[KillerKat]

Here's to double or even triple dipping in the draft!

[MV%doe]

three things- a but, a gut, and a cut.

 

 

thats what you want in a OLman

[ladypanther]

Only clicked on this thread because of the OP. Did not dissappoint.

 

 

[gettlemanjack]

Zac Elder:

"They are unappreciated , underrated and for the most part , unknown to the majority of football fans. They battle against the most physically imposing athletes in the country. They are silent, unyielding and serve as the foundation upon which all football success is built .

They are the 'big uglies.'

They are offensive linemen

...

the most unappreciated men on the gridiron...the brave men who subject themselves to vicious trench warfare anywhere from 50 to 80 snaps per game.

...

So to all the offensive lineman who toil week after week , crash against defensive lineman snap after snap but rarely receive credit rightfully deserved —thank you."

[Ivan The Awesome]

 

Thought this would fit.

[Hammerin'Cameron34]

It's true and hopefully we get Morgan Moses

[Rise of The Hive]

I shed a tear.

[CatMan72]

You had me at nipple shorts.

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[Mr. Scot]

that sure is a poem

 

I would say it had interesting rhythmic devices which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.

[TheJason]

Pretty sure there's several us that uncomfortably, yet interestingly enough, think of SCP when we are on public shitters.

That said, mine was yesterday in church. Pretty sure there's a 'Holy poo' joke in there somewhere for ya.

[Scrumtrilescent]

A for effort.

[Cary Kollins]

Am I less of a man for fapping to a poem?