Finally, a presidential candidate I can get behind

[Mr. Scot]

Dave Gettleman for President

Point me to the voting booth.  I'm ready.

[Squirrel]

Uh oh senior citizens better watch out. They can't produce they might get cut. 

[Mr. Scot]

Depends on whether they're willing to renegotiate.

[Riverboat Ron]

9 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Uh oh senior citizens better watch out. They can't produce they might get cut. 

Ready for Social Security? Who isn't, am I right? I see here you're 66, father of three, grandfather to seven, retired six years ago after working 36 years. Unfortunately the US government thinks your cost is greater than your usefulness to us so we have to make a business decision and release you. A quick execution or a trade to the Browns? Your choice.

[Bartin]

He'd have to quit his day job so probably not a great idea.

[Montsta]

Millennials would hate Gettleman. 

I think I'm worth this. 

Well the market says you are not so get bent you little bastard. 

Sadness. 

[xerxes]

Well right now we've got an insane narcissist vs a duplicitous career politician, so Gettleman looks good in that context... hell a gas station egg sandwich slightly past it's expiration date seems appealing in this election cycle.

 

 

[tiger7_88]

2 hours ago, Mr. Scot said:

Dave Gettleman for President

Point me to the voting booth.  I'm ready.

[jayflip]

I thought this thread was in regards to @SCPand his presidential promise to give everyone a squatty potty.  Probably not a good idea to stand behind him. 

[outlaw4]

Dave Gettleman, Bup Bup Bup to a better tomorrow.

[Davidson Deac II]

Sorry, but my vote is already going to Thomas Davis. 

[CPF4LIFE]

He has my vote.

[Moose Hoover]

[MountainHeel66]

Dammit, opened this thread hoping for a hot chick folded over like a shotgun....