Okay which one of you weirdos is this?

[Catufb85]

First, can he play receiver? Hell obvious already be at the stadium... 

secondly, hope he requested photos required too. Lol

[pantherj]

The  woman who is going to reply to that ad on craigslist is going to be 5'9" 200 lbs as well.

[UpstatePanther]

53 minutes ago, *FreeFua* said:

Does Jeremy even weigh 100 pounds?

not since he went vegan

50 minutes ago, imminent rogaine said:

poo, I hit submit too fast.. I meant to add "Must be a 10/10. Needs to also provide transportation and money for food and drinks. NO POINTY ELBOWS!!"

pink flaps are a requirement, are they not? forehead kisses?

[ThPantherFan]

How much for the ticket on top of the extracurricular stuff.

[jasonluckydog]

Sounds like an opening to a porn film 

[Jon Snow]

But does he have pointy elbows?

[E CaT PanTHer 2]

29 minutes ago, UpstatePanther said:

not since he went vegan

pink flaps are a requirement, are they not? forehead kisses?

should also add a disclaimer "unable to make a woman climax due to 30 sec nut jobs or less" 

[Burnout189]

People still use craigslist???

[Fox007]

rofl poo like that is why i never feel pathetic myself

Good to know i'm not even on the top billion of biggest losers in the world.

[E CaT PanTHer 2]

2 minutes ago, Burnout189 said:

People still use craigslist???

i do. great place to meet whores! 

[Burnout189]

Just now, E CaT PanTHer 2 said:

i do. great place to meet whores! 

Ah. Touche. Carry on then lol.

[WarHeel]

[redbuddha]

Maybe everyone could help me edit mine:

 

Single Black Male (49), seeks single female Carolina Panthers for NFL gamepass subscription and at least two large flatscreens! 

 

For starters I am a working single man. However my football desires exceed my current income. 

 

Willing to relocate for the right woman, prerequisite must have access to home near lake, river, or beach. Ideal woman would be present or former Carolina Panthers cheerleader with a thing for motorcycles.

 

What I am offering: I am easily one of the most romantic men in my financial demographic; I can guarantee that my romance does not suffer the Mike Shula lack of creativity. I will be impressed but not intimidated by your success in life. Willing to work or start own business if needed to make relationship work. Also I am a photographer and I can offer you unlimited professionally shot selfies or photo shoots.

 

Responses without pictures and bios will be ignored.

[La Pantera]

Suuuuuure, you were looking for a "parking pass"....