Friday's Undisputed Cold Hard Facts

[CRA]

Just some simple facts for you as you head into the weekend. 

Kyle Allen

Career record:  Undefeated.  Can you do better than undefeated?  No, but you can do worse.  You can have a record of zero wins like that dude in Arizona.  Ya'll know him.  Same dude that got beat out of a job at Texas A&M. 

Career QBR:  96.4  Tom Brady's best cherry picked season was only 88.5.  Allen is only 3.6 points away from essentially being a create your own player in Madden. 

Career QB rating: 113.1  So yeah, basically on par with Patrick Mahomes' but without all the press. 

INTs: uh, he don't throw INTs.  Zero.  Only stat you can count is TDs thrown

Rushing:  Averages a TD every 5th rushing attempt.  On pace to shatter all Cam's historical records. 

Postgame Outfit Drip Rating:  Pretty freaking sure that looks like a dude that has on cargo shorts behind that podium.  So we will give him a Cargo Short Swag rating of 100 even though it isn't confirmed.  A fancy scarf and hat can't even get you that high of a score. 

 

Have a nice weekend.  Go Panthers. 

[WarPanthers89]

[jackson113]

I hate to say it, a lot of Panther fans just like him because he's white, pretty fugging sad.

[WarPanthers89]

3 minutes ago, jackson113 said:

I hate to say it, a lot of Panther fans just like him because he's white, pretty fugging sad.

What????

[CRA]

3 minutes ago, jackson113 said:

I hate to say it, a lot of Panther fans just like him because he's white, pretty fugging sad.

It worked. 

Found the Cardinal fan 

[CanadianCat]

9 minutes ago, jackson113 said:

I hate to say it, a lot of Panther fans just like him because he's white, pretty fugging sad.

"FOH clown"

- AB

[Cdw]

Cargo Shorts reaction was retired too soon

[Khyber53]

Just like every game, I'm just cheering for the guy QBing the Panthers. 

[WarHeel]

1 hour ago, jackson113 said:

I hate to say it, a lot of Panther fans just like him because he's white, pretty fugging sad.

Sad thing is if someone said “people only like Cam because he’s black” that would be an instant ban.

 

Either way stfu.

[pantherj]

I feel like Sunday is going to be wonderful or a complete shitshow. Either way it will be entertaining, and it's not like we were marching to the SB to start with.

[CatTower]

So, basically, this is the next greatest QB in the NFL.  Team is going to win the next 17 games.

[Peppers90 NC]

1 hour ago, jackson113 said:

I hate to say it, a lot of Panther fans just like him because he's white, pretty fugging sad.

Did you really hate saying it? I bet you been chomping at the bit to be able to suggest that. Pretty fugging sad.

[PantherOnTheProwl1523]

1 hour ago, jackson113 said:

I hate to say it, a lot of Panther fans just like him because he's white, pretty fugging sad.

Can a mod ban this troll.

[jackson113]

17 minutes ago, PantherOnTheProwl1523 said:

Can a mod ban this troll.

Wasn't meant to be a troll comment, just a observation from all the Cam haters on here through the years. Sorry I offended you.