Weirdness in Baltimore: Ravens "don't want" Earl Thomas

[Snake]

We are rebuilding. No need for him. 

[kungfoodude]

Nope. This would be a step backwards for us. That ship sailed.

[Khyber53]

Never chase after someone else's crazy, hot girlfriend. 

[Jeremy Igo]

[CatMan72]

Good player but seems like a PITA.

[1of10Charnatives]

11 hours ago, bandu said:

unfortunately Earl Thomas is probably suffering from a mental condition that will egress with time & needs to seriously consider retirement. 

I used to have a pet egress, but it had a bad habit of pooping all over the living room, so I ate it. Before you ask, yes, it tastes like chicken.

[Proudiddy]

I thought I read somewhere that they were really disappointed with him last season too...  something about him blowing assignments and being out of position a lot, and I thnk there was quite a situation made out of him getting embarrassed on that play with Derrick Henry in the playoffs I believe.  

And then of course, came the offseason and his wife almost blowing his brains out for having an orgy.

So, in summary...  NO.

He was a good player, but it's a wrap.

[Move the Panthers to Raleigh]

1 hour ago, Proudiddy said:

I thought I read somewhere that they were really disappointed with him last season too...  something about him blowing assignments and being out of position a lot, and I thnk there was quite a situation made out of him getting embarrassed on that play with Derrick Henry in the playoffs I believe.  

And then of course, came the offseason and his wife almost blowing his brains out for having an orgy.

So, in summary...  NO.

He was a good player, but it's a wrap.

That last story sounds like something from the movie “Any Given Sunday”.

[Mr. Scot]

14 hours ago, Davidson Deac II said:

First I doubt he gets cut.  But if he does, that  mean he had issues with two teams.  I would definitely tread carefully.  

That being said,  would we even come close to having the cap space to sign him?

Being reported that he'll likely be traded or released as early as today.

[MechaZain]

He will be a Cowboy shortly and good riddance. Imagine one of our players going to an opposing locker room like this.

 

[kungfoodude]

7 minutes ago, MechaZain said:

He will be a Cowboy shortly and good riddance. Imagine one of our players going to an opposing locker room like this.

 

What a jackass.

[ForJimmy]

They just cut him? Crazy...

[Ricky Spanish]

3 hours ago, Proudiddy said:

I thought I read somewhere that they were really disappointed with him last season too...  something about him blowing assignments and being out of position a lot, and I thnk there was quite a situation made out of him getting embarrassed on that play with Derrick Henry in the playoffs I believe.  

And then of course, came the offseason and his wife almost blowing his brains out for having an orgy.

So, in summary...  NO.

He was a good player, but it's a wrap.

With his brother.

Important detail

[1of10Charnatives]

4 hours ago, Ricky Spanish said:

With his brother.

Important detail

I don't have a brother, but I cannot in a bajillion years imagine being part of the same orgy as a blood relative of either gender.

That's just effing weird.

Don't do that.

*twitches*