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My letter to SANTA


MHS831

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Dear Santa Claus,

My name is MHS831 when I am interacting with deplorable people.  I am a boy and I am already very old!!  I live in the greater Charlotte of area.  Of course, that's in United States but I'll bet you knew that!  This year I've been so good that, well, ok, maybe my halo has been to the repair shop a few times this year. But I tried to be nice to everyone--even the aholes, but at times, I feel the need to put them on my naughty list and make them sorry they were ever born and were able to purchase a computer and the internet.  But I digress.  :)

Santa Claus, some things I might like for Christmas this year are:
:thinking:   Loss vs. Washington;
:thinking:   Loss vs. New Orleans; and,
:hearteyes:   New QB in the 2021 NFL draft.

Santa Claus, here is my special message to you...  Thank you for the early Christmas gift when you gave Hurney the Axe, so if you could just help us two more times, I will not ask for another favor until late April.

Love,

MHS831

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5 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

um hello santa isn't real

wow, would have thought we wouldn't have to clear that up but here we are

Santa is real.  I need to write him another letter and tell him to put a pot knot on Electric Horse's head and piss on his Christmas tree.  Have a good Christmas my man.

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31 minutes ago, Sir Purr said:

I hope we win out and you have a miserable Christmas.

Pulling for your team to lose. Pathetic.

Does your wife make you leave the room when "Santa" comes over, or do you sit in the corner and watch?

 If you promise not to pick on my wife, I swear I will never tease you about your right hand. 

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