Watch this team go out and beat the Cardinals on Sunday

[ThPantherFan]

16 hours ago, Hayden Panettiere said:

is whats this team does best when everyone is all pissed off they go out and win a game nooone gave them a snow balls chance in and then get everyone excited again only to lay an egg the week after letting everyone down again.

 

Watch this team go out and beat the Cardinals on Sunday

I hope so!

[hepcat]

[Carl Spackler]

Only way you see us beating them on Sunday is to watch a game from 2009, 2014, 2015, 2016 or last year on YT.

[Snake]

I'm willing to bet 6k we don't. We are a cellar dweller now. We probably would lose to DET and NYC now. 

[PhillyB]

i thought we'd hit rock bottom and then jangler came back 

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Someone please forward this thread to Jangler's AA sponsor

[CRA]

4 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Only way you see us beating them on Sunday is to watch a game from 2009, 2014, 2015, 2016 or last year on YT.

Well, Kyler Murray and Nuke Hopkins were out last week.  We would need them to stay out again this week.  Then we need James Connor to catch a stomach bug.  Nothing too serious bad enough to miss the game.  Other RB is already out.  Then we need Connor to spread the stomach bug to the entire defensive front.  All 7 starters up front ruled out.   DB situation doesn't matter as the goal to victory is defense and a franchise record 78 rush attempts. 

Probably need their kicker to have a bad day too.  3 points is a lot these days. 

[Zaximus]

Of course we'll win.  We need more wins to get a lower draft pick because that's Panther's football lol.

[Carl Spackler]

2 hours ago, CRA said:

Well, Kyler Murray and Nuke Hopkins were out last week.  We would need them to stay out again this week.  Then we need James Connor to catch a stomach bug.  Nothing too serious bad enough to miss the game.  Other RB is already out.  Then we need Connor to spread the stomach bug to the entire defensive front.  All 7 starters up front ruled out.   DB situation doesn't matter as the goal to victory is defense and a franchise record 78 rush attempts. 

Probably need their kicker to have a bad day too.  3 points is a lot these days. 

If we fall behind 7-0 it’s over unless Gilmore gets a pick-six and Gonzalez runs it in for 2

[Carl Spackler]

1 hour ago, Zaximus said:

Of course we'll win.  We need more wins to get a lower draft pick because that's Panther's football lol.

Buddy we suck balls. The days of winning to move down in the draft are over. This isn’t a top-30 NFL team. You’re witnessing the Lions South. 

[CRA]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

If we fall behind 7-0 it’s over unless Gilmore gets a pick-six and Gonzalez runs it in for 2

First play of the game we just come straight out the gate and run Rhule’s fake punt he can’t stop dreaming about using again and again