Tell me about your idiosyncrasies.

[Inimicus]

The ones that really drive me crazy are...

All of my keys on any keyring have all got to have the teeth in the same direction so that the keyring has a "right side up"

Ditto on the deodorant thing

Shirts all have to hang in the same direction

When I have multiple types of beer in the fridge I have to drink them in perfect rotation so that there is never too many of any one type.

The bread for sandwiches has to be used in the sandwich in the same order and orientation that it came off the loaf. The two sides that were adjacent must both face the inside of the sandwich.

[Chimera]

You mofos are weird with your loaves of bread.

[Squirrel]

When eating meat I have to cut it all up before I eat it. 

[Arroz con Panther]

When eating meat I have to cut it all up before I eat it. 

Can't do it, won't do it.  Once a steak is on my plate, I have to dive in.  I've waited long enough.

[Carl Spackler]

- Wallet and keys always in right pocket, phone always in left. 

- On every smartphone I've ever had, the "messages" option has to be second to the left on the second row.

[Jeremy Igo]

After threesome with 2 models, always ask the one with bigger boobs to go fetch a towel. Makes for a better visual experience.

[pstall]

Did i say fantasies? Lol

[The Link]

Volume in the car has to be a multiple of 5. I have to run scalding hot water on my toothbrush for at least 30 seconds prior to brushing my teeth. Honestly I have too many to list.

[Hawk]

I have to kiss hookers on the forehead before I can start to fall in love with them

[Cary Kollins]

if the microwave timer isn't at 0:00, I have to clear it

 

 

[Captroop]

if the microwave timer isn't at 0:00, I have to clear it

 

 

Who are the monsters who leave time on the clock? I hate when I use the microwave in my office kitchen, press a number to express enter the time an nothing happens. Then i realize it's because someone left time on the clock! One if the first world problems i just can't get over.

[Floppin]

I want to murder people with bad table manners. If I can hear you eating your meal over the dinner conversation you probably don't realize how close I am to literally shoving my fork through your eye socket. 

 

And I can't  stand for stuff to be asymmetrical when it has the ability to be in symmetry.

 

That's about it.

[SmokinwithWilly]

I have to kiss hookers on the forehead before I can start to fall in love with them

Don't forget the pink flaps.

[Bronn]

And I can't  stand for stuff to be asymmetrical when it has the ability to be in symmetry.

 

This.

It reminds me that I also can't simply walk by a picture or something that is hung on the wall crooked. I have to stop and level it out.