Brother is marrying a Saints fan. (Off-season Nonsense)

[Jon Snow]

Tell him to get a paternity test and leave her.  The first thing I ask a chic when I meet her is who's her favorite team.  If she says either Saints or Cowboys I walk away.  Would not screw let alone marry.  Sorry dude, I have no sympathy for your brother.

[t96]

Name the girl LaRue.

[KissMyConverse]

Nola isn't even a fuging name... that's like me being from DC area and naming my kid Nova.....

 

Plain and simple. He just looks at her and says no were not naming our kid Nola. 

[Montsta]

I've told the story before about a woman I dated when I was younger. She was beautiful, loved videogames, played sports...she was perfect in every imaginable way. I genuinely thought she was my soul mate. 

Then it hit me like a ton of bricks...

She was a big SF Giants fan. 

I broke up with her for that reason alone. 

Sorry but relationships are hard enough to maintain. I can't imagine seeing the person I love most actively rooting against my teams, making me want to Ray Rice her ass. Nope can't do it. 

Tell him take a paternity test and if he fails it then child support is still a decent alternative to that life of misery. 

[Devil Doc]

poo... if I found my dream girl... i dont care what team she likes... my Fiance dont like sports... so... its a win win

[L-TownCat]

Seriously, I've been to NOLA, and while I like the history and the food, the place smells like a hippy commune.  It's just donkey piss and road kill.  The roadkill smell is faint because they like to eat that poo down there but you can still smell it.

[RockyTopVol]

Eh...it's your brother's problem. At least she's not a Falcons fan. I enjoy poking fun at my wife's family who all love the Titans.

[Dex]

My girlfriend is the demon seed. Worse than a Saint's fan.

[O-Ther]

Seriously, I've been to NOLA, and while I like the history and the food, the place smells like a hippy commune.  It's just donkey piss and road kill.  The roadkill smell is faint because they like to eat that poo down there but you can still smell it.

Amazing how bad the Mississippi River looks and smells down there. It's much cleaner and nicer in the Red Wing, Wabasha, and Winona area of Southeastern Minnesota.

[TNPanther]

Stopped reading at "marrying." That's the beginning of your brother's problems.

[SmokinwithWilly]

At least it isn't Alice. Seriously man. At the wedding, Nola is a good enough reason to object.

[Snake]

If he does not put his foot down then he might as well become a Saints fan and raise a bunch of stupid kids because he has no balls and let one of the lowest IQ fans ruin his life. I would rather pay child support than to let my daughter be named after the arm pit if America. Much less about every want to be gangster has a NOLA tattoo on his arm in LA.

 

I would be more willing to name my baby girl Candy than Nola simply because  her being a stripper is better than being a smelly toothless bum.

[Moorgan]

If he does not put his foot down then he might as well become a Saints fan and raise a bunch of stupid kids because he has no balls and let one of the lowest IQ fans ruin his life. I would rather pay child support than to let my daughter be named after the arm pit if America. Much less about every want to be gangster has a NOLA tattoo on his arm in LA.

 

I would be more willing to name my baby girl Candy than Nola simply because  her being a stripper is better than being a smelly toothless bum.

I don't think you should hold back...tell him what you really think.

[Snake]

I don't think you should hold back...tell him what you really think.

Thanks! Subtlety is my strong suit.