Awful Cocky to Have Not Made the Playoffs Since 2007

[Seltzer]

Ryan O'Halloran ‏@ryanohalloran  1h1 hour ago

Random #Jaguars media member on Luke Kuechly's new deal: "When T.J. Yeldon breaks his jaw on Sunday, the Panthers'll regret that contract."

[caatfan]

You missed this- http://www.carolinahuddle.com/boards/topic/118119-jaguars-media-responds-to-lukes-contract/

[L-TownCat]

 

[MHS831]

Why I think the Jaguars players, fans, media, etc. should not talk smack:

They have been a bad team for nearly a decade--before that, they were mediocre.

They have the ugliest uniforms in the NFL, and that is saying something when you look at Tampa Bay's ensemble.

They have a promising young QB.....again.

Jacksonville is the armpit of Florida, which is the penis of America.

They are dummy heads.

 

[kungfoodude]

Why I think the Jaguars players, fans, media, etc. should not talk smack:

They have been a bad team for nearly a decade--before that, they were mediocre.

They have the ugliest uniforms in the NFL, and that is saying something when you look at Tampa Bay's ensemble.

They have a promising young QB.....again.

Jacksonville is the armpit of Florida, which is the penis of America.

They are dummy heads.

 

So does that make it the area between the shaft and the balls??

[Towelboy]

 

So does that make it the area between the shaft and the balls??

Not far from Louisianus where the Taints play.

[L-TownCat]

 

So does that make it the area between the shaft and the balls??

I like to call it the Grundle.

People always give you funny looks when you use that word.

That and calling your audible flatulence  a "trouser cough".

[cookinwithgas]

my favorite post on their board so far. Is Rum and Cheerwine a thing?

 

Posted Today, 01:50 PM

I predict the following:

 

Positives:

1. Shad's Stache will be magnificent!
2. The Roar will be on their A game
3. Beers will be pricey
4. Lot K will be electric
5. "Move Those Chains" will become tiresome and repetitive by halftime

Negatives:

1. The best and brightest from their shanty towns of the Carolina Foothills will be in attendance (Could also be a positive based purely on comedic value)
2. You better believe those very same Panther fans will be liquored up heavily on Rum & Cheerwine
3. The Carolina fans in the pool will address it as the "swimming hole"
4. There will be more Panthers fans discussing Sunday's race than actually watching the game
5. 4 out 5 Panthers fan will be donned in BBQ/Mustard stained Kuechly & Newton Jerseys..."What? it's Carolina barbecue...."

[PhillyB]

my favorite post on their board so far. Is Rum and Cheerwine a thing?

i've tried it with spiced rum... tastes like straight ass

[cookinwithgas]

I'd imagine so. The most ass kicking thing I've ever drank at a football game was when some dolphins fans had me ditch the beer in favor of Stoli and Gatorade, it was like drinking Kool Aid - and in Miami on a 90 degree day you can drink a lot of that at a tailgate. I had like 2 beers in the stadium but was still drunk stumbling out of there after Jake gave the game away.

[juliosantos]

Lmao he must not know who luke is. Tj yeldon can get a 50 yard head start to get into the goaline and luke will still crush him. Yeldon is the type of back I love facing slow power runner that doesnt run with any power , we will shut his ass down with ease . Hell get killed by t.d and luke

[Ivan The Awesome]

 

 

 

 

[Carolina Cajun]

[Mother Grabber]

i've tried it with spiced rum... tastes like straight ass

so you've tasted ass, then...