Okay which one of you weirdos is this?

[therealmjl]

While browsing CraigsList for a parking pass I stumbled upon this gem:

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/tix/d/panthers-eagles-october-12th/6332159039.html

Hello. I am a married white male with an extra ticket to the Panthers/Eagles game. It is in section 131(48 yard line). I will be in Charlotte for the long weekend. Looking for a lady that may want to join me for some fun before and after.  

I am 5'9", 200 lbs, short brown hair, and 42 years old.  

If you are interested, make me an offer

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[Dex]

Jangler or PSC is my guess.

[*FreeFua*]

Can't even imagine what the girls that reply to this message look like but it doesn't sound like this guy is in a position to be picky 

[Cary Kollins]

5’9 200? 

 

Smitty???

[rhyslloyd]

Mind your own damn business (unless you want to make an offer).

[therealmjl]

@Jeremy Igo ?

[Jase]

I could be lady for a free ticket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[*FreeFua*]

1 minute ago, mjligon said:

@Jeremy Igo ?

Does Jeremy even weigh 100 pounds?

[Dex]

Just now, Jase said:

I could be lady for a free ticket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I thought this could have been you but there were no requirements for manicured feet.

[Dex]

1 minute ago, *FreeFua* said:

Does Jeremy even weigh 100 pounds?

He weighs approximately 23,223 bean sprouts. cruelty free way to measure weight.

[imminent rogaine]

poo, I hit submit too fast.. I meant to add "Must be a 10/10. Needs to also provide transportation and money for food and drinks. NO POINTY ELBOWS!!"

[Clicheking]

Well at least it's good seats

[tondi]

Play on playa!

[joemac]

Do you think he would go for a guy? I'm really tall, not feminine at all...but I have soft hands.