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One day those goal line ball dunks are going to bite us in the ass at the worst possible time


PhillyB

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Hardly a complaint since we score on them, but every time Cam or Stew hurdle a pile and stick the ball over the plane I have an orgasm and a bowel movement at the same time. It's like landing on an aircraft carrier. Only the absolute best in the world can do it, and you trust them to do it, but if they're off by even the tiniest margin they're in the drink and everyone is fuged.

Cam and Stew have each had a ball smacked loose a split second after it crossed the plane - I fear someone will smack one mid-extension at the worst possible time, like in the fourth quarter of a playoff game that'll force Shula to not be Shula and we'll all know how that'll end up.

Hopefully I am wrong and we can all just enjoy the catharsis 

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7 minutes ago, TheCasillas said:

 Until it happens don’t worry about it. 

This is one of the dumbest ways someone can look at just about anything 

“hey my dashboard in my vehicle is lit up like a Christmas tree but f*ck it. I’ll ignore this check engine light and all the others until something happens”

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15 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

Hardly a complaint since we score on them, but every time Cam or Stew hurdle a pile and stick the ball over the plane I have an orgasm and a bowel movement at the same time. It's like landing on an aircraft carrier.

It must suck to have to wear a condom and a diaper to games

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18 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

Hardly a complaint since we score on them, but every time Cam or Stew hurdle a pile and stick the ball over the plane I have an orgasm and a bowel movement at the same time. It's like landing on an aircraft carrier. Only the absolute best in the world can do it, and you trust them to do it, but if they're off by even the tiniest margin they're in the drink and everyone is fuged.

Cam and Stew have each had a ball smacked loose a split second after it crossed the plane - I fear someone will smack one mid-extension at the worst possible time, like in the fourth quarter of a playoff game that'll force Shula to not be Shula and we'll all know how that'll end up.

Hopefully I am wrong and we can all just enjoy the catharsis 

As long as the NFL does its job on replay review, all that ball has to do is touch the damn plane. 

In other words, though it doesn't look it, the possible risk is A LOT less than the possible reward.

But I hear ya.

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6 minutes ago, *FreeFua* said:

This is one of the dumbest ways someone can look at just about anything 

“hey my dashboard in my vehicle is lit up like a Christmas tree but f*ck it. I’ll ignore this check engine light and all the others until something happens”

Not comparable. That guarantees your car is going to break down or at the very least have serious issues soon. We are not guaranteed to fumble on a leap.

As long as you time your jump well and when you extend the ball it shouldn’t be an issue. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Mage said:

Not comparable. That guarantees your car is going to break down or at the very least have serious issues soon. We are not guaranteed to fumble on a leap.

As long as you time your jump well and when you extend the ball it shouldn’t be an issue. 

 

Yeah fair enough.

As far as goalline jumps I don’t really have an issue with them, the guys who do them are more than likely very conscience of where that goalline is before they expose the ball like that. 

However the “until it happens don’t worry about it” yah I think that’s dumb.

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40 minutes ago, *FreeFua* said:

This is one of the dumbest ways someone can look at just about anything 

“hey my dashboard in my vehicle is lit up like a Christmas tree but f*ck it. I’ll ignore this check engine light and all the others until something happens”

You can control that, you cant control what the panthers football team will do on Sundays.

You are taking it to the extreme @*FreeFua* 

The comparison you are trying to use would be if he was the player and trying to decide the consequence of jumping over the line with the ball reached over the line.

If we wanted to use your figurative comparison it would be "hey that guy on tv's dashboard in his vehicle is lit up like a Christmas tree but f*ck it. I’ll ignore this check engine light and all the others BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO

 

I see what you are trying to say, but the only thing you have demonstrated is that you are not good with comparative metaphors. :)

Again, I state : Celebrate the win, don't worry about items you can not control. It's pointless, and will drive you insane.

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