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Inadvertent telestrator porn

“There’s so many things in NFL football that look like penises,” he said, noting that he also seeks to avoid double entendres that could be construed as sexual innuendo.

Source: https://nypost.com/2023/07/17/fox-sports-greg-olsen-has-a-real-fear-of-telestrator-dongs/

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One of my supervising physicians likes to draw with marker on patient pillows or sheets to help explain procedures. surgeons use these little purple markers to mark up skin for procedures, or put their initials on a limb so everyone knows “this is my surgery.”
 

It’s very helpful for the patient and cool to watch and this guy is legit one of the best surgeons in the state. 
 

the other day he came to the ER to talk to a patient I’d just consulted on. This is a young guy who broke the poo out of his wrist. And he’s drawing out the radius/ulna and it’s just not his best work and it looks exactly like a dick. 
 

shaft, veins, head, everything looks like a dick. And he keeps going about all the things he’s going to do to it. 
 

and me and the patient (he’s numb at this point) look at each other and are both clearly thinking the same thing and neither of us can keep a straight face. So this surgeon is talking about the ORIF he’s going to do and me and the patient are both laughing our asses off. 
 

I had to explain it to him later and since he’s a surgeon he didn’t get it or find it funny. 

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