Canales in his press conferences

[electro's horse]

16 minutes ago, mrcompletely11 said:

That's always been a cringy part of this story

He only wrote like 20% of it, and “writing” is a stretch. Almost all of it is Izzy’s and it reads like a screenplay treatment. Or like she’s describing what she imagined the story would like as a movie. Neither of them is writing great gatsby any time soon.

The book was published by some scammy self financed author company so he had to put up the money himself for her to publish it. You get the sense this was a “sorry i cheated on you” gift. Izzy wants to become an evangelical motivational speaker and needs a book to be able to sell after her speeches. 

The big takeaways were…

1. There’s powerful “yeah I DID do this and only this and I am so sorry for doing this, the only thing I did” energy in the story. It’s clearly not all he did. 

2. Izzy baby girl what is you doing 

3. Dave is a colossal asshole (spending money at strip clubs while his wife can’t afford groceries) and in all of the parts he “wrote” he comes across as weird and full of himself. 

4. something very clearly happened between Dave and someone on the staff from Seattle and it’s probably Brad Idzik. It is alluded to several times because the book wasn’t edited so there’s lots of different fragments of the same story. 

Edited 4 hours ago by electro's horse

[CRA]

12 hours ago, SmokinwithWilly said:

He might get another shot somewhere. All he has to do is put he worked for Dave Tepper on his resume and got 8 figures for a year and a half worth of "work". They'll probably consider him a genius. 

recent history says, college has no problem with David Tepper nightmares to come work in the semi pro league of college football.  Rhule and Frank HCs. 

[Tbe]

1 hour ago, electro's horse said:

4. something very clearly happened between Dave and someone on the staff from Seattle and it’s probably Brad Idzik. It is alluded to several times because the book wasn’t edited so there’s lots of different fragments of the same story. 

uh…pardon?

[electro's horse]

2 minutes ago, Tbe said:

uh…pardon?

I wrote a large thread about this when Canales was hired that was immediately locked. 

[Tbe]

14 minutes ago, electro's horse said:

I wrote a large thread about this when Canales was hired that was immediately locked. 

When I googled this, the first result was a huddle thread…lol.

[electro's horse]

8 minutes ago, Tbe said:

When I googled this, the first result was a huddle thread…lol.

None of it is explicitly stated but there are multiple moments during his story where I was like “excuse me what?” 

and then at one point Izzy recalls yelling in a fight and making some comment about how much Dave loves cigars with the guys but like it’s said in a way that would stop a dinner party  

like…..it’s cringey

[The Huddler]

we better not fugin fire him. he needs a 3rd year 

[Waldo]

He hasn't earned a 3rd year and at this point I wouldn't want to watch it anyways. He hasn't shown he can coach his way out of a wet papper bag. 

[strato]

I am not there with firing him as long as he only has had Bryce to work with. I won’t rant against it if it happens but thisnisn’t a fair opportunity for anyone. 
I know the arguments for it no need to try and convince me, I need to see him fail with a good QB. 

[PNW_PantherMan]

11 minutes ago, Waldo said:

He hasn't earned a 3rd year and at this point I wouldn't want to watch it anyways. He hasn't shown he can coach his way out of a wet papper bag. 

Yeah I understand the continuity argument, but he got thoroughly outcoached by Liam Coen.

[Waldo]

8 minutes ago, PNW_PantherMan said:

Yeah I understand the continuity argument, but he got thoroughly outcoached by Liam Coen.

Continuity is how we got Hurney picking Rhule for Tepper, year 3 of Rhule, Fritterer's 23 draft & coaching staff and the dynamic duo of Morgan and DC now. We need to end the continuity and try something else. Again, maybe they get lucky.

This staff is what we got for forcing Young on the them. Fug trying to save that personally, it was always built to fail and were all bottom choices anyways. It's the NFL, if you can't prove why there should be a year three then there shouldn't be. It would be completely justifiable to walk away from all of these people given what year 2 looks like...and it's actually year 3 for some of them yikes. 

[Waldo]

22 minutes ago, strato said:

I am not there with firing him as long as he only has had Bryce to work with. I won’t rant against it if it happens but thisnisn’t a fair opportunity for anyone. 
I know the arguments for it no need to try and convince me, I need to see him fail with a good QB. 

He is the dumbass that got picked for Bryce and took the giant payday to do so. What has he done to earn a shot or use a top pick this offseason? I have seen him fail enough personally. He needs to spend more time as a coordinator and learn from a HC that can show him how to be a successful HC becaude nothing points to him figuring it out currently. Have you ever seen the team ready for the season under him? I sure haven't.