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I've had enough...

Zod

By Zod,
in Carolina Panthers

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Zod Grand Master

Zod

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Sensible minded huddlers, please excuse yourself from this thread. Thanks.

To the rest of you....

You whiny babies make me want to vomit. I would honestly ban every single one of you mother fuggers right now if I didn't think you would return with some other clever moniker.

We aren't winning! Its the coaches fault! When will we start winning! What are we a 2-14 team now? I had no idea we would be bad! Why didn't someone warn me?! Someone help, I have crapped myself again!

If I could, I would do what my older brothers always did when I was being annoying. Namely, fart on a huge pillow and hold it to your face until you got the point.

There is a time to whine, bitch and moan. Now is not that time.

There is a time to reach down and push your tiny testicles back out of your abdominal cavity and let em swing once again. Now is that time.

This team is on the road to greatness. It is a road full of dangers inside a yawning chasm. It is a bit like nailing Kim Kardashean. If you all can just enjoy this process it will make the multiple superbowl victories to come that much more sweet.

In short, I fuggin hate you guys and your weepy vaginas.

Love,

Zod

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Tutto

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Thank god, finally someone with some perspective.

I can barely stand this place after the loss, every thread makes it seem like the sky is falling, and when you mention that we are headed in the right direction, people take shots at your fanhood about wins and losses.

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