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A real life Skid Mark: The 12 Days of Browns fan


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On the first play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

A fart reeking of diabetes.

On the second play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the third play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Three carbuncles (google that poo)

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the fourth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the fifth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the sixth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the seventh play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the eighth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the ninth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Nine CPAP machines

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the tenth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Ten Manziel tank tops

Nine CPAP machines

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the eleventh play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Eleven poopers pooping

Ten Manziel tank tops

Nine CPAP machines

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the twelfth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Twelve transplant losers

Eleven poopers pooping

Ten Manziel tank tops

Nine CPAP machines

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

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