Cam derangement syndrome is a real thing

[PhillyB]

Rando at my bar was watching with me in the fourth quarter. Kyle Allen pulls a matrix move to escape the crashing end. We all pound the bar. Dude goes, without a trace of irony,

"I'm just saying, Cam Newton couldn't have done that"

Cam Newton made a fuging career out of doing that. Healthy Cam Newton ducks out of hits like that in his sleep and doesn't lose three fumbles because he is a tank with A-grade pocket awareness. He is an elite quarterback.

There is a positive correlation between people who say catastrophically stupid things like "cam newton couldn't have done that" and people who subjectively despise him for things like wearing a towel and dancing.

Cam Newton makes people deranged and it's going to be an unbelievable source of catharsis for me when he returns to take over the reins from Kyle Allen around thanksgivingish and leads this team to the playoffs 

[raz]

blah blah bro

 

[uncfan888]

There's a bunch of those people flooding this forum. Sad really 

[CatTower]

1 minute ago, PhillyB said:

Rando at my bar was watching with me in the fourth quarter. Kyle Allen pulls a matrix move to escape the crashing end. We all pound the bar. Dude goes, without a trace of irony,

"I'm just saying, Cam Newton couldn't have done that"

Cam Newton made a fuging career out of doing that. Healthy Cam Newton ducks out of hits like that in his sleep and doesn't lose three fumbles because he is a tank with A-grade pocket awareness. He is an elite quarterback.

There is a positive correlation between people who say catastrophically stupid things like "cam newton couldn't have done that" and people who subjectively despise him for things like wearing a towel and dancing.

Cam Newton makes people deranged and it's going to be an unbelievable source of catharsis for me when he returns to take over the reins from Kyle Allen around thanksgivingish and leads this team to the playoffs 

When was the last time Cam Newton was healthy?  Maybe, the guy was talking about the current Cam Newton and not 2015 Cam Newton?

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

You silly ass pansy millennials who keep crying after every bad play with the phrase “game over” have got to get your head out of your rear end and stop being such Nancy’s.  There is a reason that you cannot hold a damn job for more than 5 years without either being fired or quitting because you don’t understand the long term value in a pension plan.  You constantly bitch about Butler and Reid, the two very players who secured this win for us.  You are the generation who uses nipple cream because Breast feeding is too painful. You are the ones who think a chin strap is a beard.  You think a keyboard rather than a barbell makes you tough.  

Guess what...the game wasn’t fuging over in the second quarter when we lost the ball.  We won this game despite your sissy ass whining.  Do us all a favor and leave this forum and become a Patriots fan.  You know you want to.  After all, it’s the hip thing to do.  Keep fuging Pounding!

[TheRumGone]

There’s nothing you can do but ignore it. It’s annoying for sure.

[Moo Daeng]

Cam Newton hasn't been able to do that for a while. If he did he would throw it 238 mph over the head of the receiver 

Derangement syndrome goes both ways.

[Shocker]

If Cam can resemble 2015 Cam then awesome.  Like to give him time to get right

[CLG]

Bias exist. The cowardly just display it when level headed people even have reason to outwardly criticize. 

[run1stdownrun2nddown]

And it's because they are racist, right? IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST!!!!

[rayzor]

1 minute ago, thebigcat said:

He loves using big-time words. It's a way of saying I'm smarter than you

You love talking about how much money you have. It's a way of saying you've got more money than other people.

[Cary Kollins]

2 minutes ago, CatTower said:

When was the last time Cam Newton was healthy?  Maybe, the guy was talking about the current Cam Newton and not 2015 Cam Newton?

the first six or so games last year when he was statistically outpacing his 2015 MVP season?

[rayzor]

Just now, run1stdownrun2nddown said:

And it's because they are racist, right? IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST!!!!

A lot of the time, yes. He's different than me, so I must hate.

[PhillyB]

4 minutes ago, thebigcat said:

He loves using big-time words. It's a way of saying I'm smarter than you

what big time words did i use