Your daily Laughing coaching staff press conference (9/22)

[mrcompletely11]

10 minutes ago, Ornias said:

I am having a very hard time finding more than 2 victories on the schedule. We would have to significantly improve to get to mediocre. 

Saints.  Falcons.   And one upset.   I think we may be able to claw to five wins somehow

[rayzor]

48 minutes ago, mrcompletely11 said:

Is every motherfuging coach on this staff just trolling us now?

i think it boils down to they don't know what they're doing.

[mrcompletely11]

11 minutes ago, panthersgreenville said:

In hindsight sure but I know for a fact that Ron was in his 3rd year, his seat was very hot and people were saying the same exact thing during that 0-2 start as they are saying now. In fact, even after we beat the Giants that year to improve to 1-3, we then got blown out the following week by the Cardinals and we were sitting at 1-3 before going on a 11-1 run. 
 

Now I will say that yes, us going on a similar run is VERY unlikely and Rhule isn’t half the coach Rivera is, but precedent is precedent. 

I don’t think precedent is the word you are looking for here

[TheCasillas]

36 minutes ago, ncfan said:

 

He is right. Baker was too quick with his footwork and led to missed timing with the receivers. From A22, it appeared that baker was moving faster than his WR. At first I thought it was bad play design, but if baker slows the cadence of his footwork by a whole  step, he will hit his receivers in stride. 

[Camp Fodder]

11 minutes ago, mrcompletely11 said:

Saints.  Falcons.   And one upset.   I think we may be able to claw to five wins somehow

I remember when Tepper came on board he talked about mediocrity. We are a ways off from even being at that level. 

[CRA]

1 hour ago, Jackie Lee said:

Gonna find out the hard way. 

 

Not really.   Saints are 18th in passing yards and Winston got a broken back. 

[Jackie Lee]

2 minutes ago, CRA said:

Not really.   Saints are 18th in passing yards and Winston got a broken back. 

Pretty sure Dalton could carve up this secondary after seeing what Brissett and Jones could do. If they play Jameis he probably won't throw deep

[pantherj]

If I could choose between 5 wins or 2 wins I'll take 2 for draft position. I think the Saints and Falcons are both trash, so we'll be in ugly close games against them just like our last two games. In that case, I think we'll split with them both for two wins, with the first of those wins being this Sunday.

Now the other factor in more possible wins are fluke games, and teams that have a QB injury before we play them. We're good enough to have a few games where we catch fire and the other team lays an egg and we beat better teams. I think have a minimum of two fluke wins, one maybe against the Steelers, or some team that is unfamiliar with us.

That puts us at 4 wins minimum imo. If we have no fluke wins, and no opposing teams riddled with key injuries, and we keep playing poorly, we could have only 2 wins. If you want to go to a home game where we win, then I'd say go this Sunday imo. 50/50 we win imo.

[TLGPanthersFan]

50 minutes ago, panthersgreenville said:

So in case any of you want SOMETHING to cling to.. Fun little fact.. In 2013 when we started 0-2 and ended up 12-4, our first two losses were by a combined 5 pts.. This year our first two losses are by a combined 5 pts. Just a neat little bit of info I researched and found today. 

Yes but those two losses were against the eventual Super Bowl Champions and a fluke loss to the Bills. 
That’s 2013 squad would beat the pants out of this team. 

[CRA]

11 minutes ago, Jackie Lee said:

Pretty sure Dalton could carve up this secondary after seeing what Brissett and Jones could do. If they play Jameis he probably won't throw deep

Dalton looked like a shell of the average player he was last time he got on the field.  

Hard to guess with Payton gone, but I think Hill could step in and beat us.  But not sure the new staff has the same Hill obsession. 

[raleigh-panther]

Sweet baby Jesus 

why do I care

im as bat poo as they are 

[Jackie Lee]

8 minutes ago, TLGPanthersFan said:

Yes but those two losses were against the eventual Super Bowl Champions and a fluke loss to the Bills. 
That’s 2013 squad would beat the pants out of this team. 

That would get ugly fast. It would be fascinating to watch Riveras "mediocre" squad vs whatever this is, I guess Rhule's "Brand" of football

[Khyber53]

1 hour ago, ncfan said:

How are we week 3 in year 3 and we still don’t know who we are on offense 

Oh, we know who we are. We just don't like admitting it in public.

[Jackie Lee]