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If I was worth $21 Billion and owned the Carolina Panthers, I would…


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Stop treating it like a toy and let experts that are not hired by me to run it while I enjoy the games from owners box and only ask for the big stuff (big trades, huge contracts, ect.) needing notice given. 

And throw a free beer party after a SB win as a thank you for putting up with so much BS as Panthers fans over the years. 

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...still not pay Brian Burns top of the league at his position salary because he is not top of the league. I would then use a few bucks of my 21 billion to buy him a farewell bouquet of flowers as I either tagged and traded him or if not possible just let him walk unfortunately since our old gm was too stupid to trade him to the Rams when he had a chance.

 

Oh, and I would buy myself one of the "Swedish suck machines" to use as I sat at my desk doing important billionaire poo. Not a late model Swedish suck machine either. One of those top of the line high end ones with the quick charge battery pack.

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put down good grass.  Because I'm a billionaire and I don't have to give a fug about trying to get Beyonce to perform in the offseason.  I don't need to maximize the dollar on everything once I reach a pointless level of wealth. 

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7 minutes ago, CRA said:

put down good grass.  Because I'm a billionaire and I don't have to give a fug about trying to get Beyonce to perform in the offseason.  I don't need to maximize the dollar on everything once I reach a pointless level of wealth. 

No Beyonce? Oh god, what on earth would I do with my spare time if I missed a Beyonce concert?

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