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Official Week 4: Panthers at Patriots Gameday Thread


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Is that T-Mac? I think he’s wide open. You know what? fug it. I’m checking it down.

Yeah, I see Hunter Renfrow open on the sideline. But fug that. Deep passes are for liberals. I’m fuging Bryce Young. I can't get that ball in there. And, even if I can, I bet it'll just get picked off the next go around. I like throwing the ball short. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a deep slant? fug that. That’s gay. Post route? Gay. Corner route? Gay. Go route? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fuging football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that poo. You gotta grab that game by the throat and process the ever-loving poo out of it. You think a touchdown is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Cam Newton running this offense. Bryce Young's got the brain. The processing. You gotta unleash the processing.

Okay, I’m checking it down. Nice. Look how far my receivers are. I can't reach. I bet I made that Cowboys cheerleader wet her panties with that checkdown. She fuging wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 50% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh poo. Looks like the corner jumped it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fuging great to throw that checkdown. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest checkdowns you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it short the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna fumble it again. Even quicker. You see Tommy Tremble sitting in the end zone wide open? I’m gonna throw it out of bounds anyway. Why? Because I can.

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2 minutes ago, 45catfan said:

Ahem.... I was vehemently against both portions of that transaction. The trade AND Bryce.  I wanted to wait until what would be a 6 QB first round draft in 2024 and then once the trade was done, I would have rather have drafted Stroud.  I got screwed all the way around.

Thanks how I felt. I didn’t have eyes on the future draft but I was so against everything they did. 
I didn’t care about trendy offensive play callers. 
Everything that was going on I was overruled. I could see this coming with Bryce, and obviously it was going to last three years minimum. 
 

Please make it fuging stop. 

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