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Official Week 4: Panthers at Patriots Gameday Thread

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Just now, mrcompletely11 said:

If you think he looked fine in the first half you've completely lost your mind 

He did. You just have a hate boner. 

Tet dropped one right in his hands and his line is porous.

2nd half is a different story. 

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2 minutes ago, CamTheMan said:

Is that T-Mac? I think he’s wide open. You know what? fug it. I’m checking it down.

Yeah, I see Hunter Renfrow open on the sideline. But fug that. Deep passes are for liberals. I’m fuging Bryce Young. I can't get that ball in there. And, even if I can, I bet it'll just get picked off the next go around. I like throwing the ball short. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a deep slant? fug that. That’s gay. Post route? Gay. Corner route? Gay. Go route? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fuging football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that poo. You gotta grab that game by the throat and process the ever-loving poo out of it. You think a touchdown is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Cam Newton running this offense. Bryce Young's got the brain. The processing. You gotta unleash the processing.

Okay, I’m checking it down. Nice. Look how far my receivers are. I can't reach. I bet I made that Cowboys cheerleader wet her panties with that checkdown. She fuging wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 50% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh poo. Looks like the corner jumped it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fuging great to throw that checkdown. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest checkdowns you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it short the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna fumble it again. Even quicker. You see Tommy Tremble sitting in the end zone wide open? I’m gonna throw it out of bounds anyway. Why? Because I can.

Start sexy rexy

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1 minute ago, Icege said:

If Bryce was 7'3" Rozeboom would be DPOY and special teams wouldn't have given up 167yds on three returns today.

If he was 7’3” would he still have a poo NFL arm and poo footwork? That is the real question. 

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    • BIGH2001
      Dave is sticking by Bryce

      By BIGH2001 · Posted

      Every other phase and the other players sucked so bad today that Bryce won’t be in the spotlight as much. There’s also no point in playing Dalton. Just ride it out, bottom out and pick another qb next year. 
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      Thielen update

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      How you doing?   You committed seppuku yet?
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      The franchise needs to reboot and get back to their roots.

      By Gapanthersfan · Posted

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