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r/NFL Roast of Falcons


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It was amazing to watch Atlanta last season. Every week we saw all those guys out there do what they do best. They achieved way more than most expected and everyone’s accolades were well deserved. And everyone important should be coming back to give the competition hell. Fans should be incredibly happy and looking forward to next year. And watching Donald Glover deliver a stellar second season should be a nice distraction from how the Falcons will perform in 2017.

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I am not saying that the new Falcons stadium looks like a butthole, but I am saying that it does have Aaron Rodgers's attention.

 

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Be Falcons fan

Rise up, it’s game day

Roll out of bed, put on my lucky Matt Ryan bra and vintage Ron Mexico Jersey

Pump myself up by watching the second season of The Walking Dead

Drink morning Coca-Cola

Check the time - 5:30am

Oh no, I’m running late

Better hurry so I can get to the stadium in time!

Pull out of driveway and sit in traffic for 7 hours

Blast Migos at full volume

Attempt to sing along

Never learned the lyrics so just shout out the random words that aren’t part of the main rap

Finally arrive at nifty new stadium

Drink my afternoon Coke

See retro Eagle’s logo statue out front, do the dirty bird out of excitement

Beautiful southern day so the giant robot sphincter opens

Game starts

Matt Ryan throws weak pass right at a defender but Julio drop kicks him and catches it in one motion

“MATTY ICE MVP!” I scream for no reason

The mere mention of the word “ice” sends city into panic

Roads shut down

Cars catch on fire

Chaos ensues

Everyone calms down with a cold (not ice cold) Coca-Cola.

Game progresses to 4th quarter

Go up 28-3 against Saints

PTSD Kicks in while eating a celebratory peach

Visions of Tom Brady flash before my eyes

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Begin to choke

Entire team chokes with me

Saints have put a Cajun voodoo spell on all our peaches

Saints score 3 unanswered touchdowns

Begin to hyperventilate

Last thing I see is Matt Ryan dropping back to pass on 3rd and 1 from the Saints 20

Sacked for a 20 yard loss

Collapse like I-85

Black out

Wake up in jail

Ask what happened

Told I kept screaming “RUN THE fuging BALL!” at an infant mistaking it for Dan Quinn

Find out Falcons lost

Cry into my jersey because I missed my evening Coke

Meet a guy named Randy in jail

He’s a Patriots fan

Seems like a cool guy

We hit it off

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For three days we hang out, everything is chill

Fourth day rolls around and Randy snaps

Randy tries to have his way with me

After struggling for what seems like eternity, I give up

Randy forces me to my knees

Grabs my face and brings my gaze to his as he unbuttons his pants

Randy slowly bends down and pushes his mouth to my ear

“Embrace the suck” He whispers

Choke

 

lmao goddamn.  shoutout to 0xnard_Montalvo for that one in case you happen to be a huddler

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