His name was Chosen

[saX man]

There once was a Todd, who soured the bun

And then the old Steve, who took over the runs.

Some time past

And then a second Steve. 

Feisty, short but mighty, and prying for a piece

And then a boy berthed, far in the lawn

He had a dad, who ingrained lively spawn.

And his dad was good.

And then came along Lucas.

And he was good.  Did as a Linebacker should've.

And then this man:

I'll just say DAYUM.

And that is the piece

A piece of my fart

TO forever and ever hold in your heart.

 

Love,

Saxy

 

 

 

[LinvilleGorge]

[The Huddler]

[Pup McBarky]

[panthers34]

Sooo you do like the McCoy signing? 

[TheCandyMan]

[WarHeel]

Clicked for pure curiosity to see why there would be a discussion on Cam’s son. Received something even more surprising.

[Seltzer]

This is a like a old SCP thread but if he wrote this while tripping balls on acid after binge watching Sesame Street

[WarPanthers89]

[jfra78]

[arbnranger]

[Future of the Funchise]

I just wanna understand whats happening here

[steven8989]

[FakePlasticTrees]

I will take a guess:

There once was a Todd, who soured the bun (Todd Sauerbrun) (FA signing)

And then the old Steve, who took over the runs. (Steven Davis) (FA signing)

Some time past

And then a second Steve. (Steve Smith) (not a FA signing so I am probably wrong)

Feisty, short but mighty, and prying for a piece

And then a boy berthed, far in the lawn

He had a dad, who ingrained lively spawn.

And his dad was good.

And then came along Lucas. (Ken Lucas) (FA Signing)

And he was good.  Did as a Linebacker should've.