Easy fix here, draft Bryce Young and hire Ken Dorsey

[GOAT]

Tepper can make all of this right if he does the following:

Let Dan Morgan handle the interview / pitch to bring Ken Dorsey back home as the HC. They have relationship, he's ready and worthy obviously.

Draft Bryce Young with our high pick, give up whatever you have to to move up. These Bama QB's went from being unreliable to the factory.

It's the only way to right this ship.

[Carl Spackler]

Bryce Young and CJ Stroud are Luck-ing this team, 1000%. 

Get ready for a shiny new DE bust with the No. 1 pick, somebody who'll get all of 2 or 3 sacks next season as the losing streak approaches 40.

[Vox]

As much as I would love that to happen we're gonna end up winning a few useless games that will knock us out of a top 3 pick near the end of the season.

[Carl Spackler]

Just now, Vox said:

As much as I would love that to happen we're gonna end up winning a few useless games that will knock us out of a top 3 pick near the end of the season.

No, that would still mean there's one good Sunday a year. Forget that. 0-17 and a scrub DE with the top pick. Both top QBs' agents will steer them clear of here. 

[CRA]

6 minutes ago, GOAT said:

Tepper can make all of this right if he does the following:

Let Dan Morgan handle the interview / pitch to bring Ken Dorsey back home as the HC. They have relationship, he's ready and worthy obviously.

Draft Bryce Young with our high pick, give up whatever you have to to move up. These Bama QB's went from being unreliable to the factory.

It's the only way to right this ship.

I’d pump the breaks on the QB factory. 

When was the last time a Bama QB actually pulled off a legit great NFL QB season?  Not sure we even have one in the books yet in recent history. Things can be weird to kick off a season.   

[Khaki Lackey]

2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Bryce Young and CJ Stroud are Luck-ing this team, 1000%. 

Get ready for a shiny new DE bust with the No. 1 pick, somebody who'll get all of 2 or 3 sacks next season as the losing streak approaches 40.

I think after Luck ducked us to get his spine smashed in Indy, they probably wouldn’t be that foolish

[cookinbrak]

2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

No, that would still mean there's one good Sunday a year. Forget that. 0-17 and a scrub DE with the top pick. Both top QBs' agents will steer them clear of here. 

What QB would want to come here when you have a bunch of dickhead fans hoping we lose every game?

[mrcompletely11]

Just now, cookinbrak said:

What QB would want to come here when you have a bunch of dickhead fans hoping we lose every game?

Yes, of course, its the fans fault. 

[Fright]

2 minutes ago, cookinbrak said:

What QB would want to come here when you have a bunch of dickhead fans hoping we lose every game?

Yea, bc this fanbase is just so dreadful. You really should visit some other fan pages/boards some day. 

 

Our recent losing culture and lack of leadership from top to bottom is what would keep them away.

[Carl Spackler]

2 minutes ago, mrcompletely11 said:

Yes, of course, its the fans fault. 

That's how Tepper sees it. 

"Hmm, I own the worst NFL franchise of all time. It was respectable when I bought it, and now it's a flaming shitheap incapable of winning even one game every two years. Am I a bad owner?

No, it's the fans' fault."

[Carl Spackler]

6 minutes ago, Khaki Lackey said:

I think after Luck ducked us to get his spine smashed in Indy, they probably wouldn’t be that foolish

Prepare to be let down in January.

[4Corners]

Drake Maye and Sean Payton better 

[Lemory]

Bryce Young is 6'0 194 Lbs.

Baker is listed at 6'1. 

Im not so sure that Young is gonna be the best QB in that class, he's an awful small guy for QB standards. 

[3838]

Just now, 4Corners said:

Drake Maye and Sean Payton better 

Payton is a tool. But then again.....