Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers

[Ricky Spanish]

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-carolina-panthers-1837075281

These are always fun for a chuckle here and there.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

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They had to play Taylor Heinicke, whose name sounds like someone put two NASCAR sponsors together, at QB for a stretch

heh

[LinvilleGorge]

The Panthers consistently alternate, on annual basis, between being a legitimate contender and being a heap of ground-up otter meat.

Ouch. It hurts because it's true.

[bababoey]

If you really want to have some fun read the Giants.  And don't forget to read the comments at the bottom like this gem.....

 

Warren:

The Giants are to the NFL Draft as what a Grizzly Bear is to a 4-year-old’s birthday party. Sure it’s a spectacle, but in the end, everyone is just searching for answers.

[Khyber53]

Reads like Fiz wrote it.

[TheCasillas]

The year's past have been better. This one seems like it was written by a whiny radical

[JawnyBlaze]

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And yet, every other year, they break out a playbook seemingly drawn up by a Pentecostal televangelist and act like they’re still a first-year expansion club. Why? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!

Your coach: Oh. Oh right. This is why.

 

[4Corners]

1 hour ago, LinvilleGorge said:

The Panthers consistently alternate, on annual basis, between being a legitimate contender and being a heap of ground-up otter meat.

Ouch. It hurts because it's true.

Panthers football: Give me an ‘A’ or give me an ‘F’ 

[Tepper's Chest Hair]

I thought it was entertaining for what it was.

Something comical being based on a dose of truth.

 

[bababoey]

Best line is one of the Oakland comments

 

Colby:

By the time the Raiders are rid of Jon Gruden, one of Phillip Rivers’ children could be quarterbacking every team in the AFC West.

[Tbe]

2 hours ago, TheCasillas said:

The year's past have been better. This one seems like it was written by a whiny radical

Damn millennial hippy long hairs! (Did I do it right?)

[TheCasillas]

3 hours ago, Tbe said:

Damn millennial hippy long hairs! (Did I do it right?)

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[hepcat]

The fan comments at the bottom were worse than the actual article

[DaveThePanther2008]

SCP makes this writer look like a preschooler.