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'Twas the night before kickoff...


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4 hours ago, TheMostInterestingMan said:

'Twas the night before kickoff, when all thro' the house,

Not a creature could distract you, not even your spouse,

Your jerseys were hung in the closet with care,

The only decision remaining is which one you should wear,

Your league mates were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of touchdowns replayed in their heads,

Your Mrs in her 'kerchief, and you in your cap,

Had just discussed the odds of Burns leading in sacks,

The tailgate lot grows louder with chatter,

Which records this year will CMC shatter?

Away through the defense DJ runs in a flash,

While Moton pass blocks and earns all that cash,

The defense is feared from the guidance of Snow,

Opponents can't figure out which blitzers will go,

When what to our wondering eyes should appear,

A pick six from Chinn, as we spill half our beer!

He read the QBs eyes so perfectly quick,

It came as no surprise he brought in that pick,

More rapid than Panthers in BOA we came,

As Rhule rallied his troops and called them by name:

Now! Thompson, now! Brown, now! Marshall and Darnold,

On! Robby, on! Horn, on! McCaffery and Arnold,

To the top of the division! To the top of the league!

The super bowl trophy is all that we need!

As the changing of leaves fell down from the sky,

We knew that Matt Rhule would indeed be our guy,

Our rookies were ready to show what they've learned,

And our secondary eager to never get burned,

Joe Brady's new playbook had new plays a bound,

Designed for Sam Darnold to spread it around,

And Tepper stood ready with blank checks in his sack,

They could all get a pay raise if we manage the cap,

We have waited so long, now we're placing our bets,

$100 dollars says we're beating the Jets!

The offseason was long, but now we're done with that,

I LOVE YOU MOTHER FUGGERS, FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!

 

(This is an original piece. Using this without my written consent will result in a significant fine and you will be subject to serve 24 to life)

 

 

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8 hours ago, TheMostInterestingMan said:

'Twas the night before kickoff, when all thro' the house,

Not a creature could distract you, not even your spouse,

Your jerseys were hung in the closet with care,

The only decision remaining is which one you should wear,

Your league mates were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of touchdowns replayed in their heads,

Your Mrs in her 'kerchief, and you in your cap,

Had just discussed the odds of Burns leading in sacks,

The tailgate lot grows louder with chatter,

Which records this year will CMC shatter?

Away through the defense DJ runs in a flash,

While Moton pass blocks and earns all that cash,

The defense is feared from the guidance of Snow,

Opponents can't figure out which blitzers will go,

When what to our wondering eyes should appear,

A pick six from Chinn, as we spill half our beer!

He read the QBs eyes so perfectly quick,

It came as no surprise he brought in that pick,

More rapid than Panthers in BOA we came,

As Rhule rallied his troops and called them by name:

Now! Thompson, now! Brown, now! Marshall and Darnold,

On! Robby, on! Horn, on! McCaffery and Arnold,

To the top of the division! To the top of the league!

The super bowl trophy is all that we need!

As the changing of leaves fell down from the sky,

We knew that Matt Rhule would indeed be our guy,

Our rookies were ready to show what they've learned,

And our secondary eager to never get burned,

Joe Brady's new playbook had new plays a bound,

Designed for Sam Darnold to spread it around,

And Tepper stood ready with blank checks in his sack,

They could all get a pay raise if we manage the cap,

We have waited so long, now we're placing our bets,

$100 dollars says we're beating the Jets!

The offseason was long, but now we're done with that,

I LOVE YOU MOTHER FUGGERS, FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!

 

(This is an original piece. Using this without my written consent will result in a significant fine and you will be subject to serve 24 to life)

 

 

STUD!!!  Goes down as one of the TOP 5 HUDDLE POSTS ever.....I want to hang this on my PANTHER'S MAN CAVE WALL!!

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