Cowboys Week: Boycott List

[shaqattaq]

13 hours ago, Zod said:

Hey @SCP can I get a ruling on grey Hanes sweatshirts with the sleeves cut off of them? 

Leave Belechick out of this.

[shaqattaq]

5 hours ago, MHS831 said:

Looks like I will be saving about $384. this week.

Lucky for you porn hub is free

[kungfoodude]

 

14 hours ago, SCP said:

I tweeted this out yesterday but I feel it’s important to share on several platforms. It’s officially Cowboys week for us. The Dallas Cowboys and their acid washed denim wearing inbred fans are like portapotty’s; you see them everywhere and they all wreak of turds marinating in blue chemical water and you only interact with them if you’re intestines are about to burst out of your brown eye. Without Cowboys fans, Wrangler jeans would’ve gone out of business 40 years ago. This is why I’m calling for an official boycott of all things that Cowboys fans love and cherish. For the next 9 days, I will boycott the following:

Walmart
Skoal
Kirkland brand clothing
Dollar General
Ford Aerostar’s
Faded Glory jorts
White cross trainers
Busch Light
Fanny packs
Golden Corral
Farmersonly dot com
Preparation H
LA Gear
Reebok Pumps
KOA campgrounds
Tube socks
Dial-up Internet 
Dirt roads
Mountain Dew
Great Value ketchup
Braided belts
Tighty white underwear
Interstate rest stops
Menthol
Cricket Wireless
Pornhub
Cheese puffs
Wings Beach Stores 
Beta Max videos
Corduroy 
Bass Pro Shops
Bel Biv Devoe
Jiffy Pop
White Snake
Kris Kross
Camcorders
Denny’s
Gas station showers
Atari 2600
Funyuns
Armour Potted Meat
Myrtle Beach
Huddle House
CPAP machines
Velvet paintings 
Diabetic socks
Malt-O-Meal Honey Nut Scooteers 
Jitterbug Flip phones 
Subway 
Diabetic socks 

Loves Truck Stops
Walmart scooters

 

 

Edited September 26, 2021 by kungfoodude

[bababoey]

I was with you until you listed Pornhud.  Don't know it i can go a week.

[Jon Snow]

Good thing I stocked up on PreperationH.

[Future of the Funchise]

I was with you on everything but the Bel Biv Devoe... I can't give them up. I'll give up my King of the Hill references instead.

[Future of the Funchise]

2 hours ago, bababoey said:

I was with you until you listed Pornhud.  Don't know it i can go a week.

All the free pron on the internet and you cant go a week without PH

[Mr. Scot]

On 9/25/2021 at 8:25 AM, SCP said:

pleated jean shorts 

These actually exist?

[1of10Charnatives]

37 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

These actually exist?

I was too scared to ask myself.

[Shufdog]

51 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

These actually exist?

[Mr. Scot]

Yikes!

[lightsout]

Skoal is the Walmart brand of dip. Like, sure, it's not the worst and there are definitely worse options to be had, but my god why would you purposefully choose it over some of the other clearly better options that won't hit your wallet any harder?

[methodtoll]

Question: Do they have Carl's Jr or Hardee's? 

And before anyone asks, I really don't know why this question is relevant to the topic at hand.

[philit99]

It is so refreshing to see these SCP threads again! It brings back so many wonderful memories. Folks I think we are in for a special year, especially if SCP is back in full gear.