The Athletic: “‘Hunger Games’ culture” at BOFA

[AceBoogie]

8 hours ago, mrcompletely11 said:

In corporate america what would get your ass fired

Call centers don’t count as corporate America bro. You’re a call center type guy for sure. 
 

Bryce will be here for a while. If you don’t think so then put some money on it. 

[Mr. Scot]

41 minutes ago, Tbe said:

Our success rate at picking OL talent means no QB will work out here.

I think we picked pretty good OL talent If we wanted to be a smashmouth running team.

Zone blocking WCO? Not so much.

[mrcompletely11]

9 minutes ago, AceBoogie said:

Call centers don’t count as corporate America bro. You’re a call center type guy for sure. 
 

Bryce will be here for a while. If you don’t think so then put some money on it. 

someone has been drinking early

[AceBoogie]

15 minutes ago, mrcompletely11 said:

someone has been drinking early

Lol oh who knew you could be funny. 

[ickmule]

9 hours ago, mrcompletely11 said:

Super processor my ass

Some people knew it all along.  Just sayin.  

[ickmule]

5 hours ago, Mr. Scot said:

I definitely think at some point he mentally checked out. Given the situation, it'd be hard not to.

The only question is when It happened.

Crazy, but I got pooed for saying he checked out way back around the end of training camp. He just didn’t look like he cared anymore.  There is a huge turd in this here punch bowl and it’s the owner.  

[Verge]

God this is beyond pathetic

[electro's horse]

8 minutes ago, Verge said:

God this is beyond pathetic

im coming down from shrooms and i just cannot fuging wrap my mind around all of this 

[App Panther]

Nicole thinks she's Catness when in reality she's that crazy looking announcer bitch. 

[Camp Fodder]

2 hours ago, Tbe said:

Tepper told Frank to keep Campen. They are buddies at this point. Who else would have Tepper’s # and enough familiarity to feel comfortable texting him that stuff?

Just my hunch. Who knows.

My guess as well

[hepcat]

So what I’m hearing is we are going to try to retain the defensive staff? Cool. Make Evero head coach Dave, quit being a shmuck. 

[electro's horse]

like just imagine all the decisions that went into this, to bring us to this moment. And this is just brushing over what the NFL actually IS what everything that goes into it and the socioeconomic factors at play and the sheer unthinkable biologic and genetic factors that go into actually making these athletes and how incredible every single thing we're watching is at any given moment and how much we take it for fuging granted. like the nfl is just the apotheosis of america jerry jones was fuging right. he's grotesque and repulsive but he understands this fuging place, whatever it is. He's hunter s thompson but outwardly instead of inwardly destructive and he probably also loved nixon 

and someone just put together a huge group of people with all kinds of experience and had all the money and resources and they threw it into this. a huge group of coaches and front office people. this is money that could have gone to fuging anything else. the resources wasted on assembling this miserable confederacy could have built schools, hospitals, paid for nurses, cured hunger, anything. LITERALLY ANYTHING would be better. And instead these fuging assholes created a product that all of us could see on the first drive against Atlanta was never going to work in a thousand years

but it's more than that, because we as a society created a system that allowed a single person to accumulate enough money, power, influence that he can just on a fuging whim decide to do all this. we organized ourselves in a way that some piece of poo can move numbers around a spreadsheet and accumulate this much to himself for him to just buy a team and run it into the ground for no fuging reason. Like as unthinkable as the amount of money wasted on this group of fuging imbeciles would be to any of us, life changing, or we would absolutely put into our communities, our families, this fuging guy made a fortune doing fuging nothing and he just tossed billions and it won't even matter to him. who gives a poo? the thirty years of history this team had? my dad and i going to clemson in 1995? What pathetic little culture we did have, this region has, whatever deeper meaning any of this poo has, means nothing to him. He's so fuging rich and removed and useless that he's letting his wife just make some decisions. no idea who this fuging person is.

it's so goddam emblematic of everything that's fuging wrong with this bullshit country that some fat piece of poo from pennsylvania can just write a check, run something into the goddamn ground over and over again, spend millions to do it, spend even MORE millions to do it again even worse, and NONE OF IT fuging MATTERS TO HIM. he will not suffer any consequences for this. This is a goddamn game to him. Like how did we get to this point as a species, as a society, that this guy can accumulate so much by doing so little, then run an entire NFL Franchise and everything attached to it into the ground, AND IT MEANS NOTHING TO HIM. Every fuging decision he throws 10 million at is another hospital not built, another school that crumbles, another species that gets wiped off the face of the earth. 

all this bullshit. These artifices we've created. late stage finance capitalism, this miserable rotting imperial core, the cruelties and abuse and violence we allow to exist have led to a fat fug with more money than god who's never worked a day in his life forsaking every good thing he could do to assemble a group of complete poo heads who drafted a 5'8 child and EVEN TRADED HOPE IN THE FUTURE TO GET HIM 

it's this goddamn video but instead of carl sagan it's a drunk me and at the end of it is bryce fuging young's smirking little 8 year old voice 

and nothing will change for Tepper. He'll be slightly irritated, he'll eat a dinner that costs more than any of ours mortgages, he'll either pop a research chemical or do better cocaine than any of us can even imagine, he'll engage in some unspeakable sexual depravity and before he takes his xanax he'll check to see how many more millions he made for doing nothing 

and what the fug am i goin gto do about this? my shrooms fuging sucked so all i have is the angry comedown. I'm going to drink whiskey and listen to the national and probably pop a red baron in the oven because who the fug am i kidding and i'll eventually take enough gabapentin to pass out and wake up hung over and go to work for some shitty healthcare conglomerate and try to do a little fuging bit of good on this miserable pile of poo and like 60% of whatever I earn is going to filter through this horse poo and end up in tepper's bank account and in the pocket of whichever next coked up mistake his wife tells him to hire as head coach and like 37% of the idiots who cheer for this team will tie themselves into knots depending him because being honest about what's right there in front of their eyes would mean unwinding like their entire belief systems GOD DAMMIT 

[TeppersEgos]

Dude I hate David Tepper so much. Is there ANYTHING we can do to make him sell the team? I want to care about this team again.

[Jon Snow]

1 hour ago, electro's horse said:

like just imagine all the decisions that went into this, to bring us to this moment. And this is just brushing over what the NFL actually IS what everything that goes into it and the socioeconomic factors at play and the sheer unthinkable biologic and genetic factors that go into actually making these athletes and how incredible every single thing we're watching is at any given moment and how much we take it for fuging granted. like the nfl is just the apotheosis of america jerry jones was fuging right. he's grotesque and repulsive but he understands this fuging place, whatever it is. He's hunter s thompson but outwardly instead of inwardly destructive and he probably also loved nixon 

and someone just put together a huge group of people with all kinds of experience and had all the money and resources and they threw it into this. a huge group of coaches and front office people. this is money that could have gone to fuging anything else. the resources wasted on assembling this miserable confederacy could have built schools, hospitals, paid for nurses, cured hunger, anything. LITERALLY ANYTHING would be better. And instead these fuging assholes created a product that all of us could see on the first drive against Atlanta was never going to work in a thousand years

but it's more than that, because we as a society created a system that allowed a single person to accumulate enough money, power, influence that he can just on a fuging whim decide to do all this. we organized ourselves in a way that some piece of poo can move numbers around a spreadsheet and accumulate this much to himself for him to just buy a team and run it into the ground for no fuging reason. Like as unthinkable as the amount of money wasted on this group of fuging imbeciles would be to any of us, life changing, or we would absolutely put into our communities, our families, this fuging guy made a fortune doing fuging nothing and he just tossed billions and it won't even matter to him. who gives a poo? the thirty years of history this team had? my dad and i going to clemson in 1995? What pathetic little culture we did have, this region has, whatever deeper meaning any of this poo has, means nothing to him. He's so fuging rich and removed and useless that he's letting his wife just make some decisions. no idea who this fuging person is.

it's so goddam emblematic of everything that's fuging wrong with this bullshit country that some fat piece of poo from pennsylvania can just write a check, run something into the goddamn ground over and over again, spend millions to do it, spend even MORE millions to do it again even worse, and NONE OF IT fuging MATTERS TO HIM. he will not suffer any consequences for this. This is a goddamn game to him. Like how did we get to this point as a species, as a society, that this guy can accumulate so much by doing so little, then run an entire NFL Franchise and everything attached to it into the ground, AND IT MEANS NOTHING TO HIM. Every fuging decision he throws 10 million at is another hospital not built, another school that crumbles, another species that gets wiped off the face of the earth. 

all this bullshit. These artifices we've created. late stage finance capitalism, this miserable rotting imperial core, the cruelties and abuse and violence we allow to exist have led to a fat fug with more money than god who's never worked a day in his life forsaking every good thing he could do to assemble a group of complete poo heads who drafted a 5'8 child and EVEN TRADED HOPE IN THE FUTURE TO GET HIM 

it's this goddamn video but instead of carl sagan it's a drunk me and at the end of it is bryce fuging young's smirking little 8 year old voice 

and nothing will change for Tepper. He'll be slightly irritated, he'll eat a dinner that costs more than any of ours mortgages, he'll either pop a research chemical or do better cocaine than any of us can even imagine, he'll engage in some unspeakable sexual depravity and before he takes his xanax he'll check to see how many more millions he made for doing nothing 

and what the fug am i goin gto do about this? my shrooms fuging sucked so all i have is the angry comedown. I'm going to drink whiskey and listen to the national and probably pop a red baron in the oven because who the fug am i kidding and i'll eventually take enough gabapentin to pass out and wake up hung over and go to work for some shitty healthcare conglomerate and try to do a little fuging bit of good on this miserable pile of poo and like 60% of whatever I earn is going to filter through this horse poo and end up in tepper's bank account and in the pocket of whichever next coked up mistake his wife tells him to hire as head coach and like 37% of the idiots who cheer for this team will tie themselves into knots depending him because being honest about what's right there in front of their eyes would mean unwinding like their entire belief systems GOD DAMMIT 

I'll have what he's having.  

Yes, I read every word. I haven't read a rant like that since SCP graced the bowels of this joint.