Dear Deshaun,

[Zod]

Dear Deshaun,

There is no crime with liking a finger in the butt. If your girl won't do it, get yourself a new girl that will. 

Scouring Instagram for massage therapists and coaxing them into butt play almost landed you in jail and will still likely cost you millions. Stop doing that. 

To recap, stop being a serial sex offender. Get yourself a girl with short manicured finger nails that is open to probing your anus and have a happy life. 

 

Love,

Zod 

 

PS. The irony of you choosing this place to play is not lost on me. 

[Sir Purr]

Thanks for saving us the draft picks!

[TheWiz]

Related: Deshaun's representation did extensive research on massage parlors in the Carolinas. They could not get guarateed butt play. Tepper offered to provide personally. Deshaun pulled out. May have played a role in Deshaun's decision. 

[La Pantera]

Let the hate flow through you!!!

[Ja Rhule]

Just now, TheWiz said:

Related: Deshaun's representation did extensive research on massage parlors in the Carolinas. They could not get guarateed butt play. Tepper offered to provide personally. Deshaun pulled out. May have played a role in Deshaun's decision. 

They did not liked the Topless bar on 74 in India Trail?

[Coheed]

Gotta be honest Zod, reading you pine after him on Twitter and the huddle throughout this saga only to watch you immediately flip to “it was for the best” and “spared the soul” of the team and having no problem calling him a serial sexual assaulter only after we were out of the sweepstakes….not sure what to make of that, man.

[top dawg]

Don't want a play here? fug him (with a broom handle)!

[Shocker]

[Ornias]

Igo, you just need to let this go. Charlotte is not a destination for someone with options. 

[hepcat]

I never really believed he'd play for the Panthers and I have been vocally against trading for him since the allegations came out. He deserves to play for that sh*tstain of an organization in Atlanta and they deserve him. Watson is going to gut that team with the resources required to trade for him.

Side note bro Watson didn't you lose to Kyle f*cking Allen in your home stadium? 

 

[Greatman77]

Anyone with as many assault allegations against them as he has, has a serious issue, IMHO. What guarantee is there that there won't be more coming...I think we dodged a bullet, but for all the wrong reasons.

[Waldo]

I love that we get to play him twice a year instead of having him in our uniform. Open season boys!

 

 

[Kuhndog94]

But had we traded for him, you'd be singing his praises. Hell, you'd probably beg to be the one to finger his butt.

[trucpfan]

7 minutes ago, Kuhndog94 said:

But had we traded for him, you'd be singing his praises. Hell, you'd probably beg to be the one to finger his butt.

There’s a fine line between love and hate.