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Kristen Balboni introduces Sam Darnold to southern foods.

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I’m imaging Sam showing up to camp extremely overweight.  Struggling to breathe, biscuits falling out of his pockets as he drops back to pass and Gatorade bottles full of sweet tea.  Keep him away from Bojangles 

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Meh. Potato salad? That seems Midwestern. They didn’t try very hard here. Get someone not named Balboni to take him out for some real southern food. Real Pork BBQ - East, West, and that mustard poo which is actually kind of good, fried okra, some greasy ass Collards, maybe put him in a diabetic coma with a cheerwine and a moonpie for dessert.

edit: okay okay,I retract the KB dig. She is from Southern Pines, apparently. She gets a pass.

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