Cowboys Week: Boycott List

[PhillyB]

the hero we needed

[Moo Daeng]

13 minutes ago, Zod said:

Fuggin true. Americanized mexican food is an abomination. 

Tex Mex was created as a mix of native American and Spanish food in the Texas region when Texas was part of  Mexico. Everything you know of as Mexican falls under this.

If you think anytbing with cheese is an abomination I feel for you.

Edited September 25, 2021 by Moo Daeng

[1of10Charnatives]

1 minute ago, Moo Daeng said:

Tex Mex was created as a mix of native American Mexican and Spanish food in the Texas region when Texas was part of  Mexico. Everything you know of as Mexican falls under this.

Wait....

I've been living a lie this whole time?

*falls to his knees, arms to the heavens*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

*weeps for all the enchiladas of years gone by.*

[Squirrel]

Need to add Buc-ees and whataburger to the list. 

[DaveThePanther2008]

30 minutes ago, SCP said:

I tweeted this out yesterday but I feel it’s important to share on several platforms. It’s officially Cowboys week for us. The Dallas Cowboys and their acid washed denim wearing inbred fans are like portapotty’s; you see them everywhere and they all wreak of turds marinating in blue chemical water and you only interact with them if you’re intestines are about to burst out of your brown eye. Without Cowboys fans, Wrangler jeans would’ve gone out of business 40 years ago. This is why I’m calling for an official boycott of all things that Cowboys fans love and cherish. For the next 9 days, I will boycott the following:

Walmart
Skoal
Kirkland brand clothing
Dollar General
Ford Aerostar’s
Faded Glory jorts
White cross trainers
Busch Light
Fanny packs
Golden Corral
Farmersonly dot com
Preparation H
LA Gear
Reebok Pumps
KOA campgrounds
Tube socks
Dial-up Internet 
Dirt roads
Mountain Dew
Great Value ketchup
Braided belts
Tighty white underwear
Interstate rest stops
Menthol
Cricket Wireless
Pornhub
Cheese puffs
Wings Beach Stores 
Beta Max videos
Corduroy 
Bass Pro Shops
Bel Biv Devoe
Jiffy Pop
White Snake
Kris Kross
Camcorders
Denny’s
Gas station showers
Atari 2600
Funyuns
Armour Potted Meat
Myrtle Beach
Huddle House
CPAP machines
Velvet paintings 
Diabetic socks
Malt-O-Meal Honey Nut Scooteers 
Jitterbug Flip phones 
Subway 
Diabetic socks 

Loves Truck Stops
Walmart scooters

 

How about if we just don't shop for the next 9 days.  LOL

[Smithers]

Hoping for a Cowboys win Monday so we can get some friggin respect when we beat them at 2-1

[1usctrojan]

1 minute ago, Moo Daeng said:

Tex Mex was created as a mix of native American Mexican and Spanish food in the Texas region when Texas was part of  Mexico. Everything you know of as Mexican falls under this.

Spanish and Mexican cuisine is very different, the Spaniards unlike the English, assimilated and adopted the native foods in Mexico.  My daddys’ family is from Chihuahua, they’re tall, blonde, blue eyed;  moms’ from Guadalajara which has a heavy French influence.  The regional cooking in Mexico are just as diverse as this country.  Lot of the Texas Mexicans were poor, had to use the meat available to them for their cooking.  We brought free range ranching and the whole cowboy culture to this country.  

Thank God, my family were proud people, and in spite of the fact that we “looked Anglo”, passed right through Texas and Arizona due to the heavy racism, and ended up in California.  

[Burnout189]

48 minutes ago, uncfan888 said:

Pornhub? 

This was my first thought.

Give up pornhub?? 

[Pejorative Miscreant]

50 minutes ago, SCP said:

Acceptable but there is a caveat. If you pair the Hanes sweatshirt with pleated jean shorts that hang below your knee and a pair of black high top converse with tube socks pushed down and bunched up above your ankles, you’d be in violation of the boycott.

Gawddamn.  Had the weekend wardrobe all laid out.

[mrcompletely11]

1 hour ago, SCP said:

Busch Light
Golden Corral
KOA campgrounds
Pornhub
Cheese puffs

Easy there cowboy, lets not get too crazy here

[La Pantera]

Lost me a Mtn. Dew... Best thing in the world for cotton mouth.

[Shotgun]

2 hours ago, SCP said:

 Without Cowboys fans, Wrangler jeans would’ve gone out of business 40 years ago. 

[imminent rogaine]

Save this for the next time we play the Browns.

[GRWatcher]

You have diabetic socks listed twice. Is there something you want to share with the class?